If you're here, my bad

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[carby]

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

[whyamiherewhosummonedme]

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

[violetthunderstorm]

You have a fitting blog title

[nico-the-overlord]

this post is getting 50k easy

[marlinspirkhall]

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[mindflamer]

original by clairetablizo

[apolladay]

Hyperspecific poll but it's all common things that are just rare on Tumblr

cishet and neurotypical

have an active sex life

gym at least once a week

consider yourself completely untraumatised

not interested in creating any form of art/storytelling

none of the above

multiple of the above

Voting ended onJul 6

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

maybe I'll start doing a thing where I write down all the shit I've been putting off for absolutely no reason on like slips of paper and start pulling them out of a bowl or something. just like one a day and then I have to do it because randomization decided. this would include everything from following up on art commissions to getting some pants tailored to making doctors appointments to literally just responding to some text/discord messages btw. there's virtually nothing I won't avoid for no reason and to my own detriment.

[mjwatson]

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”

[i-suggest-murder]

[firehandlerfred]

Guys pray for me we just downed two bottles of jim bean (collectively) and now i have to watch the Brazil world cup with my father

[wolfythewitch]

Hello Hello!!! I'm such a fan of your works, they are so beautiful! Quick question- how do you balance school + drawing + (other hobbies or activities you may enjoy) ? You post consistently, and I am wondering how you possess such an ability!! Thank you <3

Oh boy I am not the person to ask this unfortunately. To explain, it is currently 3am

[firehandlerfred]

Now I'm not saying to toss yourself into every DnD combat, however I AM saying you're a Paladin, you're the tank. YOU'RE THE PILLAR. STAND STRONG.

[friendlynoodles]

Surfin' Noodle, acrylic on paper, 2025.

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Voting ended onJun 13

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[mothisash]

well if it isn’t the quencies of my conses