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[thenatsdorf]

Extra-happy duck.

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[nausikaaa]

local woman is shocked and appalled that i would like to simply look at her children

[headspace-hotel]

have stretch marks on one boob... huh

[aromaticdisaster]

Thats your evil boob

[fatal-blow]

common misconception! in fact it's the boob without stretch marks thats the evil boob

[headspace-hotel]

learning many things today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[vivisectophile]

I wonder what they could possibly be busy with this month

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning…..

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

full offense but mina didn't spend the last fucking quarter of the novel doing literally every single fucking thing she could to keep herself in good spirits after her assault (even after she's been deemed unclean by the heavens) and taking everything dracula forced on her (especially the telepathic link) and turning it against him to help her loved ones kick his fucking ass just for dracula adaptations to go "but what if they had a sexy dark romance <3 what if she was the reincarnation of his dead wife <3" what if you go fuck yourself. what then

[meburgers]

And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”

[t00thpasteface]

repeat after me once again folks. just because the banana was good does not mean you should keep going and eat the peel too. at some point you have to accept that you can't recapture the lightning in the bottle and no sequel or spinoff or other new installment of that thing you like is gonna make you feel the way you did when it was brand new, especially if it was something from a very formative time in your life. you have to ask the waiter for the check eventually

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[weirdstrangeandawful]

Much like Springfield before it, Seattle is one of the few major cities in the world with a monorail. That, combined with a more conventional light rail system, makes Seattle the rare U.S. city with two different types of train for public transportation. On Tuesday night, the rail system briefly had a third: a Mazda CX-5.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71483251/mazda-driver-seattle-pulls-into-elevated-train-station-on-tracks/

[nicky999doors]

[pettycentral]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[morkses-awful-house]

Protomen Act III babyyyyyy!!!

[madz-the-3rd]

this guy in the city told me his heroes of mankind keep dying to doctor wily's army so i asked how many of them there are and he said he just keeps sending out new ones so i said it sounds like you're just feeding heroes to doctor wily's army and he started crying

[strangestcase]

🐺 lycan-lucky Follow

Hey wereblr I need help w something. I was recently turned and just started transforming last week. Is it normal to like, feel like you’re choking while you transform? Like you are running out of air for half a minute or so but then you start breathing normal again?

🐾 silverfangs Follow

Pretty much every freshly turned werewolf I know has complained about that at some point. Usually as you master the transformation it becomes less painful, so I’d expect for it to go away.

🥀 the-vampire-that-says-ni Follow

Ok but wtf does that happen???????? does the lycan curse just show up and strangles you???? pls someone tell me I’m stupid 😭😭😭

🌙 lonelyhowler1 Follow

No it’s because the windpipe abruptly changes size? you literally turn into a bat

🥀 the-vampire-that-says-ni Follow

I CAN TURN INTO A BAT?

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