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grendel-menz

burning food is an inherited trait

thiscatisonfire

Fave new twitter thread

tikara

May as well post this quick thing here too lmao

lilboreddev-blog

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

poeticfog

9 million people fucking love dogs

tracknumber06

Here we come 10.

dark-eyed-harmothoe

BREAK THE POST

bifrostiron

I’ve finally found it again

the elusive 10 million note post

they say no two people reblog it with the same original text

thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001

ok fuck the pope n all that obviously but this is literally SO fucking funny in so so many ways

downwithpeople

greatfay

bonnieventure

one time a stranger on neopets years ago told me “school makes you think you have to be good at everything but sometimes it’s ok to just be good at one thing. even if it’s not something you get a grade for. they don’t grade you for being a good person” and tbh i still think about it little did i know all i needed this whole time was in glowing purple text and that icon of the goth fairy

necromorph-slayinglovemachine

wHEN THE MUSIC GETS ALL INTENSE AND U CAN’T FIND THE ENEMY

anneapocalypse

I Didn’t Think I Shipped It But The Fic Writers for This Ship Really Brought Their A Game: a memoir.

biodead-on-the-biobed

I Didn’t Know This Ship Existed Previously But Now I’m In Hell: the sequel

liaragaming

I Used To Hate This Ship, What Have You Done?!: the third installment

greentrickster

I Ruined Myself With This Ship And Now I’m Taking You All Down With Me: a memoir

dragonfishdreams

I Got Everyone Addicted And Then Hopped Fandoms On Them: the fifth installment

weepycat

things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like

teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id manspread as much as possible. (semester one.)

teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair. got sent outside. (semester one)

teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class and put it in bag. was sent to principal’s office. mother was called, although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone. (semester two)

[to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] “what language is gaelic from? gayland?” “that’s where my moms are from, ma’am.”

teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes and goals. told her to “sign me the fuck up for underwater basket weaving” and got sent outside. (semester two)

was told by teacher that “ladies should not say they have to pee. try ‘can i use the restroom’ instead” replied with “alright. i gotta piss like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?“ (got sent outside. again. semester two)

was told to “smile, you’ll look nicer” by a 6′0″ male coach i did not know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i smiled for him, i said “shove it straight up your ass,” before elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two)

hopped a fence to catch my bus and flipped off an ancient male history teacher when he shouted at me to come back. he threatened to find me again. he never found me.

link-the-feral-anon

An inspiration.

glowpatrol

last time i had sleep paralysis that kid Wen from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to Determinate for like 3 hours straight and i haven’t slept peacefully since

glowpatrol

I tried to warn y’all

amthsts-remade-deactivated20191

It wasn’t sleep paralysis he was actually there he actually broke into your house and intended to rob you but you woke up and he had to improvise

caribbeansapphos-deactivated201

listen… i’m a lesbian and i know full well what oppression based on love is like… but i wish white gay folks wouldn’t act like sexuality is the only reason anyone’s ever felt that

caribbeansapphos-deactivated201

there are people in my family who’ve been disowned because they married someone of a different colour to them… i’m mixed race and the very concept of my existence would’ve been illegal in the us when my parents were born. the supreme court only ruled against discrimination of mixed-race marriages in 1967! that’s barely 50 years ago. homophobia is an awful thing to experience and i know that from first hand experience but i’m begging you to remember that gay people aren’t the only ones being killed for who they love. please remember the struggles faced by Black and brown people when you talk about oppression. please have some solidarity with your nonwhite friends (especially your nonwhite gay friends!) when you talk about dismantling the systems that keep us alone and isolated. please remember the horrible history that is anti-miscegenation laws when you talk about equal marriage rights, because they aren’t just for white gay people.

caribbeansapphos-deactivated201

this is okay for white people to reblog

skinoutqueen

To the men out there in relationships with abusive ass women, please leave her baby boy, you don’t deserve that treatment.

soverybene

me: hoe don’t do it- connor: *licks blood* me: oh my gOD

vengerbergofyennefer

i know yall only care about the two men, as usual, but kara and alice had the best relationship of the whole game and as usual you’re all sleeping on it.