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everythingfox

#YEHA #cats #animals

n1a

no offense but ummm

ฅ^. ̫ .^ฅ

taurus-deactivated20210526

123iloveyoutoo

im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me

#the music... the comment...#this is my sense of humor. Exactly #u go little crouton #sea creatures #animals

cat-lover-1001

so you might say

like

you might say i could go h

#I SCNTMEMES

sonic-justice-real-for

Ok, but are you on grass tiktok?

reneethecyborg

[mellow classical music]

“[voice warbling and distorted] We’re gonna be looking at a few different types of grasses today, for absolutely no reason. Um… this is buffalo grass. This type of grass normally sprouts out from your lawn, it’s called finger grass or crab grass. This is rye grass. Um, honestly, if you see this on a trail or something like that and you go through it, you will walk out with some ticks. Like, we don’t like that. We don’t like rye grass.

[much louder, almost shouting] Now this is it! That good old fine fescue! It’s like laying on a goddamn cloud! Soft as shit!

[normal volume] Can’t forget about the good old fashioned perennial rye grass. You probably had this at your local park. This is tall fescue. Honestly, you’re gonna find hella ladybugs and, like, maybe even spiders in this. Like, [warbling retching noise], no thanks.

[long, lustful silence]

Don’t even get me started on the Kentucky blue grass. I might maybe risk it all. Oh my god, look at it!”

#i have no idea why this is so funny im screaming