Product Placement
noise dept.
ellievsbear
h
NASA
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
No title available
Xuebing Du
★
roma★
Discoholic 🪩
pixel skylines
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
🪼
Sweet Seals For You, Always
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
RMH
YOU ARE THE REASON
The Bowery Presents
@theartofmadeline
seen from Lithuania
seen from Norway
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Germany
seen from Brazil
seen from Argentina
seen from Taiwan
seen from Italy
seen from Philippines
seen from India
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from Brazil
seen from India
seen from Bangladesh
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Indonesia
seen from United States
seen from Kenya
@gabbug
shaking your hand with the people pleasing as a result of gaslighting thing. haha. It’s not a good time.
I need Everybody To Like Me because everyone time someone calls me a liar or a freak The Brain Shuttle ships me back off to Planet We Hate You, ruled over by 1 (one) wildly hostile and irrational idiot who doesn't even exist anymore. Because it's Anecdotal Evidence On His Side Of The Court
(Objection! Objection! Heresay! There is no evidence to support!!!)
My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.
RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.
Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.
I’m an only child so I have to discuss sensitive family drama with my 38,000 followers instead.
My grandmother broke up w my grandfather through a letter and he just pretended to have never read it. They got married and had three kids.
My grandmother confessed on her death bed that:
Her and Grandpa were in a relationship with their best friends
The four of them have been in a relationship since they were teenagers
They flipped a bottle cap to see which girl the boys would marry
Their children could have either man as their biological father but their biological mother is the mum that raised them
The past two weeks has been chaos since her confession 😂
has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet
just me. and i'm NOT telling
what the fuck. come on
we can finally be bees.
We can be bees
CYST GONE ASSHOLE UTERUS GONE ENDO GONE I AM AWAKE AND HIGH
OP I need to know what they gave you to have this much energy post-op.
The knowledge that the problem organs causing pain and two periods a month have been evicted with prejudice.
people who are like "but with universal healthcare you'll have to pay taxes!!! Up to 8%!!!" Are so funny. Like as opposed to the 16% of my gross paycheck that goes to private insurance, that won't cover shit unless i call my insurance company, then my doctor, then my pharmacy, then my doctor again because theyre pretty sure insurance got approved then my insurance company because they didn't get the letter, then my doctor again, then the pharmacy again, and then the copay i still am on the hook for.
dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
#lost in a fugue of penis delerium
reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go
Someday people are going to post ads like this with captions like "the future we were promised..."
Understanding that there is no objectively good art has many benefits, but a favorite of mine is being granted the ability to see that you hate corporate memphis for the same reason people hated fruitiger aero ten years ago, and that people will like corporate memphis ten years from now for the same reason you like fruitiger aero now: because it's the opposite of the thing that's in popular use right now, and reminds you of being ten years younger
The process is beginning
Suitlyn
sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"
drawing people i see in the city (58/?)
transgenderbloodsport
i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while
i am kissing you on the mouth right now
you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events
Major scientific breakthrough spotted. in the boundlessly chaotic void of linguistic misunderstanding
i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends
look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.
buddies!!
“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering
