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đ | happy birthday Itona!
Itona x ramen, canon ship, i hope you get a ramen instead of a cake for bday
âšïž| assclass live action 2015
I finished the first live action a month ago but I rewatched it. My thoughts and a bit of detail for the ending scenes!
SPOILER ALERT â ïž
i loveee gakushuuđ«¶đ©
gakushuu asano is INSANE man, his grades and skillz đ€ but i rlly LOVE his character arc like...you know? The hero and villain working together to beat a higher evil? (Class E and gakushuu to beat principal asano ToT)
I was jumping around when he told class E to beat class A, especially when he bowed like..LMAOMSKWNISNEJ đ« he's one of my favorite characters with one of the best arcs (not a fictional crush tho!)
Quick! Do this Picrew and uQuiz!
Picrew
uQuiz
(Both of these are not mine but I thought it would be fun to do! Credits to the ones who made them.)
No pressure tags!:
@vampires-r-cool, @silvernmoonlace, @lunar-jewels
And obviously whoever else wants to join :)))
Update: apparently the Picrew doesnât work anymore. But feel free to keep reblogging and doing the Uquiz. Remember to give credits to whatever Picrew youâre doing!
Tagging @deadhands69 and anyone else who wants to joinđ©·đ«¶
Ahhh they're so cute! Thanks for the tag @bakemonogatarii
tagging: @kitkat13001 @moonstonejpg @shigarakislaughter @tokeposts @scary-grace + anyone else who wants too
(also @cryptidfuckerofficial sorry I'm tired)
this was so cute!!!!! thanks for the tag jade :)
no pressure tagging: @a-sound-sol @genxnarumi @watu2ka @jeanbos-wifey
and anyone else!!!
cute !!! thank u for the tag bb<3
tagging (no pressure!): @akifordessert @ivy0001x @imbibitorz @sugurouge @shehungers @grimmweepers @ashiraismyname @femmejournal @kafkahibinomybeloved @ or anyone who feels like doing it :3
Ty nini darling!
Honestly it tracks.
@femmejournal @iizuumi @iceclew @izfaish @fend13th @mechazushi @margoteve @jjkamochoso-main @j4yslayz @kafkahibinomybeloved @kaijuice-z @kazorashi @sophiathesillygoose @sonicasura @sleepwalkersqueen @yoredoesmore @chevxyn @hoshinasblade
Thanks for the tag @ashiraismyname !!! The pic crew was so much fun and the quiz was amazing :)
No pressure tags!!â€ïž @sh0ot1ngst4r @riddle-me-ri @cntloup @harubunnyy and whoever else wants to do it!đ«¶
Ty for the tag đœđœ
The quiz questions gave me an existential crisis but that's besides the point đ
No pressure tags đŒ: @lizbix @livteracts @syrooo + you đŒ
TYYY FOR THE TAGAGA
did the quiz again bc i did NOT like bronzeâčïž like i donât wear cowboy hatsđ
no pressure tagsđ!!: @s6rine @adoresia @livteracts @vellichorira @wholemeallbread @ayahtiicoree @sugurumybeloved @ryrebloog @massacremars +YOUđ©”
[đ§ž]: i had so much fun with this! thanks for the tag, lizzy!
i don't even know if this is true or notđ
no pressure tags!: @etherealrin @fireworkscore @yoichiin + anyone who wants to join!
đ»| omggg! thx for the tag! its so cute and i agree ToT
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@cool-catarina @cecenyss + literally anyone who wants to join bcuz i barely know anyone
đ | march 13
âá°. happy birthday shinigami đ
âá°. happy death day korosensei đ„
can we talk about how karma has freaking fangs?
âá°. wait wait wait wait WHat?? KARMA HAS FANGS?! okky wait im searching all his scenes ToT
sorry late reply btw đ
maybe its a reference to his 'Red Devil' role in Koro Q? The spinoff? because fangs might actually suit that name đ«
[đ§ž]: maybe. but, here.
we all have canine teeth, but it's typically not shown in anime, so maybe the artists drew his "fangs" as a way to show that his canine teeth are longer? sharper? than normal people's?? maybe???
the red devil role may also be the reason why, but i'm not sure...
OH YEAHHH...and it suits his personality too! I love how they made his teeth contrast. i think that scene is from the one when class D were mocking class E especially him, and said they'd rather die than going to class E right? (cmiiw ToT) it definitely gives off red devil.
can we talk about how karma has freaking fangs?
âá°. wait wait wait wait WHat?? KARMA HAS FANGS?! okky wait im searching all his scenes ToT
sorry late reply btw đ
maybe its a reference to his 'Red Devil' role in Koro Q? The spinoff? because fangs might actually suit that name đ«
we should totally be moots! you're too cool smhđ€
YESSSS!!! ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM MOOTS!! <333 I never actually know someone that loves ac as much as I do ToT (that I get to chat with lmao)
Have you finished watching it btw? I just finished reading the manga a few days ago
villain and violent (ËÌŁÌŁÌ„áŻ ËÌŁÌŁÌ„) (ËÌŁÌŁÌ„áŻ ËÌŁÌŁÌ„) (ËÌŁÌŁÌ„áŻ ËÌŁÌŁÌ„)
infant and innocent (ËÌŁÌŁÌ„áŻ ËÌŁÌŁÌ„) (ËÌŁÌŁÌ„áŻ ËÌŁÌŁÌ„) (ËÌŁÌŁÌ„áŻ ËÌŁÌŁÌ„)
HECK YEAH THE SONG FITS?!
Terasaka Gang Incorrect Quotes
Iâve always loved this Anime so much, I recently watched it again and thought Iâd make this with my favorite part of the whole show - the gang of my favorite boy in the whole show. Enjoy this collection of chaos xD
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Terasaka: Nothing in life is free. Muramatsu: Love is free! Yoshida: Adventure is free. Hazama: Knowledge is free. Itona: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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Terasaka: Bye Muramatsu! Bye Yoshida! Bye Hazama! Bye Itona! Bye Muramatsu! Yoshida: You said âbye Muramatsuâ twice. Terasaka: I like Muramatsu.
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Terasaka: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Muramatsu: Rude. Yoshida: Thatâs fair. Hazama: Not again. Itona: Are you going to want this back?
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Itona: What does âtake outâ mean? Muramatsu: Food. Yoshida: Dating Hazama: Murder Terasaka: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOUâRE NOT A COWARD.
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Terasaka: Why isnât the statue smirking at me? Muramatsu: It isnât smirking at anyone, theyâre all just imagining it. Terasaka: Three of us saw it, Muramatsu. How do you explain that? Muramatsu: *points at Yoshida* Sleep deprivation. *points at Hazama* Paranoia. *points at Itona* Delusional personality disorder.
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Terasaka: Iâve done a lot of dumb stuff. Muramatsu: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Yoshida: I recorded the dumb stuff. Itona: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Hazama: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Terasaka: Whereâs Muramatsu, Yoshida, and Hazama? Itona: Theyâre playing hide and seek. Terasaka: Where? Itona: I donât think you get how this game works.
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Terasaka: Iâm an idiot. Muramatsu: Yoshida: Hazama: Itona: Terasaka: Muramatsu: If youâre waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Terasaka: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Muramatsu: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies Itona: Socks are Feetie Heaties Yoshida: Forks are Stabby Grabbies Muramatsu: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties Itona: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Yoshida: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Hazama, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Terasaka: Whatâs something you guys are better than Muramatsu at? Yoshida: Mario Kart. Hazama: Yeah, video games. Itona: Emotional vulnerability.
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Terasaka:Â Raisins. Itâs natureâs candy.
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Hazama: Iâm going to be an adult in 4 years and I only have a vague idea of what Iâm going to do. Muramatsu: Iâm gonna be an adult in less than a year and I donât know what Iâm doing with my life. Terasaka: Iâm with you there⊠Yoshida: Iâm an adult and I donât know what Iâm doing with my life. Itona: Three types of people.
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Hazama:Â Look guys, I need help. Terasaka:Â Love help? Muramatsu:Â Financial help? Yoshida:Â Emotional help? Itona:Â Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Itona* Itona:Â What?
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Muramatsu:Â Are we really going to keep Itona? Terasaka:Â We kept Hazama
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Terasaka:Â Youâre a lying piece of shit! Yoshida:Â Oh yeah? Youâre the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Muramatsu:Â Iâm leaving and Iâm taking Hazama with me! Itona, gathering cards:Â Aaaaand thatâs enough Monopoly for today.
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Hazama:Â I swear to god Iâm the only one here with a braincell. Terasaka, Yoshida, Itona, and Muramatsu:Â ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Terasaka: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went⊠OK. Yoshida: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG. Terasaka: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO. Itona: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins. Muramatsu: Looks like someoneâs a HO. Yoshida: NaBrO. Hazama: Iâm done with all of you.
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Hazama: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Muramatsu: 'Prettiest Smileâ Yoshida: 'Nicest Personalityâ Terasaka: 'Most likely to start a bar fightâ Itona: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win oneâ
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Terasaka: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Muramatsu: Several traffic violations. Yoshida: Three counts of resisting arrest. Hazama: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Itona: Also, thatâs not our car.
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Terasaka: Thatâs it, weâre gonna go out and find what we need! Hazama: To the city? Terasaka: Yeah, no matter what! Itona: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly? Terasaka: I⊠I donât know! Muramatsu: Oh come off it, be serious! Terasaka: I am serious! Muramatsu: You're insane! Yoshida: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved! Everyone: Terasaka: What??? Yoshida: Or maybe it was a basset hound! Muramatsu, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!
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Yoshida: Good morning. Muramatsu: Good morning. Itona: Good morning. Hazama: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Terasaka: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Terasaka, trying to convince Itona to join the group: You know⊠I thought itâd be good to have someone come along whoâs really⊠strong! Muramatsu: And loud! Yoshida: And grumpy! Hazama: And oblivious to reality! Itona:
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Terasaka:Â You know what I learned from my friendship with Hazama? Yoshida:Â Thereâs no such thing as too mean? Itona:Â Never let your friends know for sure if you like them? Muramatsu:Â Always hold a grudge?
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Yoshida:Â Why arenât there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Yoshida, to Muramatsu:Â Hey, thatâs a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because youâre a beautiful individual. Terasaka, to Itona:Â Be my friend or Iâll set your entire family on fire. Hazama:Â There are two types of people.
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Terasaka:Â Uh, Muramatsu? Itona is in the pool and I donât think heâs waterproof. Muramatsu:Â What? Hazama:Â I think he meant, Itona is drowning. Muramatsu:Â WHAT?! *Meanwhile* Itona:Â *is drowning* Yoshida:Â OH MY GOD, ITONA! KEEP SWIMMING! Itona:Â I canât swim, dumbassâ *sinks* Yoshida:Â ITONA!
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Hazama: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Itona: ⊠Your what? Hazama: My friends. Yoshida: Is she saying âfriendsâ? Muramatsu: I think sheâs being sarcastic. Terasaka: No, no, no, this is delirium, sheâs cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Hazama! All of your friends are in this room.
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Terasaka: Anyone d- Hazama: Depressed? Muramatsu: Drained? Yoshida: Dumb? Itona: Disliked? Terasaka: -done with their work⊠what is wrong with you peopleâŠ
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*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered* Itona:Â Youâre acting pretty carefree for someone whoâs lifeâs at stake. Whoâs to say you arenât the killer? Hazama:Â Itâs a murder, not a tax audit. Iâll be fine. Terasaka:Â What about Yoshida? Nobody ever suspects Yoshida! Yoshida:Â Well what about Muramatsu? He has a gun! Muramatsu:Â Itona has a knife. Itona:Â Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Terasaka in the arm*
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Yoshida:Â Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange? Muramatsu:Â Which came first, the orange or the orange? Itona:Â Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago. Hazama:Â What was the color called before then? Terasaka:Â There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
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Itona:Â Terasaka is late again. Muramatsu:Â How did this happen? I called him at 8 oâclock this morning and pretended it was 11. Yoshida:Â I printed up a fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon. Hazama:Â I set his clock to say PM when itâs really AM. Itona:Â Oh boy. We may have overdone it. *Terasaka bursts through the door* Terasaka:Â WHAT TIME IS IT?
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Itona:Â How do you connect with a fictional character? Yoshida:Â What? Terasaka:Â What? Muramatsu:Â What? Hazama:Â *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* Iâm glad you asked.
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*The gangâs thoughts on stabbing* Yoshida:Â Would never stab anyone. Muramatsu:Â Would stab someone in retaliation. Terasaka:Â Yells âI wonât hesitate, bitch!â first. Hazama:Â Would stab without warning. Itona:Â Would stab as a warning.
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Hazama:Â Whereâs Terasaka? Yoshida:Â Doing stuff. Hazama:Â I donât like the sound of that. Whereâs Muramatsu? Yoshida:Â Trying to stop Terasaka from doing the stuff. Hazama:Â And Itona? Yoshida:Â Trying to stop Muramatsu from stopping Terasaka from doing the stuff. Hazama:Â I see. And what are you doing here, Yoshida? Yoshida:Â Iâm supposed to stop you from stopping Itona from stopping Muramatsu from stopping Terasaka from doing the stuff.
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Terasaka:Â I give up. I am so tired. Muramatsu:Â Get the emergency supply! Yoshida:Â *carries Hazama and places her in front of Terasaka* Hazama:Â *smiles* Terasaka:Â AND I AM BACK BABY, LETâS GOOO
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Itona:Â Is stabbing someone immoral? Muramatsu:Â Not if they consent to it. Hazama:Â Depends on who your stabbing. Terasaka:Â YES??!!?
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Police: Youâre under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Terasaka, with Yoshida and Hazama behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: YesâŠthree. Terasaka: Oh, my Godâ What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Terasaka: Muramatsu FUCKING FELL OFF!
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Hazama, watching Terasaka & Yoshida panic :Â Whatâs going on? Muramatsu:Â Terasaka is having a midlife crisis and Yoshida is just having a crisis.
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Muramatsu:Â Iâm so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. Yoshida:Â Uh, Terasaka and Hazama are not getting along. Muramatsu:Â Theyâre not trying to kill each other. Yoshida:Â You may have a point.
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Muramatsu:Â I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Yoshida:Â Weight loss? Drink water. Terasaka:Â Clear skin? Drink water. Hazama:Â Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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Hazama:Â Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Muramatsu:Â *crouches down* Yoshida:Â *kneels down* Terasaka:Â *sits on the floor* Hazama: Hazama:Â I hate all of you.
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Terasaka:Â We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Muramatsu:Â No, thatâs not how you make cookies. Itona:Â FLOOR IT!! Terasaka:Â How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? Muramatsu:Â yOUâRE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- Terasaka:Â IâM GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Yoshida:Â DO IT! Muramatsu:Â NO-
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Yoshida:Â My stomach growled super loud in French. Yoshida:Â I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class. Muramatsu:Â Bonjour. Terasaka:Â Le growl. Hazama:Â Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
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Yoshida:Â We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. Hazama:Â Well, that was entirely predictable. Yoshida:Â One of them punched a gang member. Hazama:Terasaka? Yoshida:Â Itona, actually. Hazama:Â Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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*The gang when they drop food on the floor* Yoshida:Â Aw man. *Throws it away* Terasaka:Â Five second rule! Hazama:Â Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor* Muramatsu:Â *Sobs on the floor*
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Hazama:Â What if people had food names and food had people names? Terasaka:Â Hey, spaghetti, weâre having Hazama for dinner. Yoshida:Â What is wrong with you people? Muramatsu:Â Shut up, chocolate.
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Muramatsu:Â Oh god, she texted you âhi.ââ punctuation only means one thing, Terasaka. Sheâs mad at you. Terasaka:Â No, itâs Hazama. Sheâs just being gramatically correct! *meanwhile* Hazama:Â And then I used a period so heâd know that Iâm mad at him. Yoshida:Â A period doesnât say 'Iâm madâ, it says 'youâre dead to meâ. Hazama:Â I stand by my choice.
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Sugino:Â You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Kanzaki:Â You are my reward. *meanwhile* Hazama:Â You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Terasaka:Â True, you can be really difficult at times.
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Yoshida: Whatâs up with Terasaka? Heâs been laying on the floor for likeâŠ.an hour now? Muramatsu: Heâs just a little overwhelmed. Yoshida: Why? Muramatsu: Hazama smiled at him.
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Terasaka: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Muramatsu: Have everyone stand. Yoshida: Bring three more chairs! Hazama: The most important ones can sit down. Itona: Kill three.
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Terasaka: Yo is Hazama sleeping or dead? Muramatsu: Hopefully dead, I hated her guts. Yoshida: Yeah, so did I. Hazama: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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Terasaka: How did none of you hear what I just said? Muramatsu: Iâve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Yoshida: I got distracted about halfway through. Hazama: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Terasaka: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Muramatsu: Thatâs the most hopeful thing Iâve ever heard. Yoshida: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Hazama: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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Terasaka, about Itona: Apparently weâre getting someone new in the group. Yoshida: Are we stealing them? Hazama: New or used? Terasaka: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Terasaka: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys. Muramatsu: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap! Yoshida: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemiesâ eyes!!! Hazama: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting. Terasaka: If you touch my birthday cake Iâll make you eat your hands.
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Terasaka: On a scale from âdamn Danielâ to âfre sha vaca doâ, how are you feeling? Muramatsu: In between âitâs an avocado, thanksâ and âhow did you defeat Captain Americaâ, but as a solid answer I would say âI donât need a degree to be a clothing hangerâ. How about you, Yoshida? Yoshida: Probably âroad work aheadâ. Hazama: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Terasaka: Everyone, synchronize your watches. Muramatsu: I donât know how to do that. Yoshida: I donât wear a watch. Hazama: Time is a construct.
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Terasaka, setting down a card: Ace of spades Muramatsu, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Yoshida, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Hazama, trembling: What are we playing
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Terasaka: I think weâre missing something. Muramatsu: Teamwork? Yoshida: Cohesion? Hazama: A general sense of what weâre doing?
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Hazama: Youâre just being paranoid. Again. Terasaka: When have I been paranoid? Hazama: Um, when you first met Yoshida you thought he was an undercover copâŠ? Terasaka: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera! Hazama: And last year you were sure Muramatsu was a mermaid! Terasaka: He hates wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?! *Later, when Terasakaâs theory is proven wrong* Hazama: Do you have anything to say for yourself? Terasaka: I still think Muramatsu is a mermaid.
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Hazama:Â Whatâs wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someoneâs throat out. Muramatsu:Â Fucking Terasaka and Yoshida were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didnât get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
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Terasaka: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Terasaka: *aggressively throws water bottles* Muramatsu: Uh⊠whatâs up with him? Hazama: Heâs trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Terasaka: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Yoshida, crying: Itâs working.
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Yoshida:Â You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Terasaka:Â Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Yoshida:Â That wasnât an ambulance, I drove you. Terasaka:Â But I heard a siren. Hazama:Â That was Muramatsu. Muramatsu:Â Sorry, I got nervous.
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Terasaka:Â A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Muramatsu:Â An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Yoshida:Â A realist sees a freight train. Hazama:Â The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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Yoshida, teaching Muramatsu to drive:Â Okay, youâre driving and Hazama and Terasaka walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Muramatsu:Â Oh, definitely Terasaka. I could never hurt Hazama. Yoshida, massaging their temples:Â The brakes. You hit the brakes.
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Yoshida:Â If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Terasaka:Â Strong. Muramatsu:Â Weak. Hazama:Â An idiot, is what your are.
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Hazama:Â Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Terasaka:Â The cow?? Hazama:Â What? Muramatsu:Â Terasaka, W H Y?
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Hazama, watching Yoshida and Muramatsu fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? Terasaka, not bothered by the chaos: Itâs fine. Theyâre too evenly matched to hurt each other. Hazama: Then⊠whoâs the strongest out of you three? Yoshida: Terasaka. Muramatsu: Terasaka. Terasaka: Me.
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Yoshida:Â We call that a traumatic experience. Yoshida, turning to Itona:Â Not a âbruh momentâ. Yoshida, turning to Hazama:Â Not âsadgeâ. Yoshida, turning to Terasaka:Â And DEFINITELY not an âoof LMAOâ.
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Yoshida: Where the devil is Hazama? Muramatsu: Well, it is raining outside⊠Maybe she melted? Terasaka: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
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*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy* Yoshida:Â So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing? Terasaka:Â No, Yoshida. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs. Yoshida:Â No, thatâs not part of itâ Terasaka:Â Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there? Hazama:Â I would want to live with no legs. Terasaka:Â How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Hazama. You donât do anything. Yoshida:Â All right, well, lets get back to it. âCause youâre losing him. *Terasaka pumps frantically* Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute. Terasaka:Â Okay, thatâs uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour? Muramatsu:Â Howâs that gonna help you? Terasaka:Â I will divide and then count to it. Muramatsu:Â Right. Yoshida:Â Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of âStaying Aliveâ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song? Terasaka:Â Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.
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Muramatsu:Â How late were you up last night? Terasaka & Hazama, in tandem:Â Me? Muramatsu:Â No, not you two. You stay up late all the time. Muramatsu, to Yoshida:Â You.
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Terasaka: Hey Muramatsu, wanna third wheel on my date with Hazama tomorrow? Muramatsu: Sure. Terasaka: Yoshida! Wanna third wheel on my date with Hazama tomorrow? Terasaka: Great! Iâve always wanted to go on a double date! Muramatsu & Yoshida: ⊠Hazama: TerasakaâŠ
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Terasaka:Â I still donât have a New Yearâs resolution. Hazama:Â You could lose a few. Yoshida:Â You could be less lazy. Muramatsu:Â Donât be such a bitch. Terasaka:Â Okay DAMN, SHIT.
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Muramatsu:Â I told Yoshida to grab snacks for everyone. Terasaka, looking through the options:Â Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? *Muramatsu, Yoshida, Itona, and Hazama raise their hands*
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Yoshida:Â *about Hazama and Terasaka* They make a cute couple, huh? Muramatsu:Â They certainly are standing next to each other.
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Terasaka:Â I havenât slept in seventy-three hours. Itona:Â Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Hazama:Â Bitch, itâs been ninety for me. Iâm going for an even one hundred. Yoshida:Â You guys are fucking terrifying.
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Muramatsu:Â LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS! Hazama:Â And here we have a capitalist. Yoshida:Â Did you just- Terasaka:Â Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
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Hazama, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl:Â I killed a guy, and I liked it- Yoshida, whispering:Â Should we call the exorcist? Muramatsu, also singing:Â The taste of his cherry chapstick. Terasaka, appalled:Â Call the exorcist.
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Muramatsu:Â I just want someone to take me out. Yoshida:Â On a date? Hazama:Â With a sniper gun? Terasaka:Â Both if youâre not a coward.
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Muramatsu, Yoshida & Hazama:Â *screaming* Terasaka:Â *runs into the room* Whatâs wrong, Hazama?! Muramatsu:Â Wait, why are you asking Hazama that when Yoshida and I are also here? Terasaka:Â Because Hazama wouldnât scream unless itâs an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
Kidnapper: We have your friend.
Terasaka: Cool. Tell him I say âhiâ
Kidnapper: âŠ
Terasaka: *hangs up*
Kidnapper: âŠ
Kidnapper: He says⊠um⊠âhiââŠ
Itona: Oh, sweet. Did you say hi back? Please tell me you said hi back.
Terasaka: *kicks down the door*
Itona: Hey, Terasaka!
Terasaka: *sighs*
Terasaka: *pulling out his electric pole* The things I do for you freeloadingâ
Karma and Terasaka working in the Diet together as adults.
What 3-E thinks they do:
Professional badassery and them working together to show up the rude old guys.
What Nagisa and Itona think happen:
The two of them constantly arguing.
What actually happens:
*Important meeting going on*
Terasaka: *leaning towards Karma who he's not supposed to be sitting next to because they've gotten in trouble several times for talking like twelve year olds* "If I jumped out the window right now do you think I'd make it?"
Karma: *spawns out a notebook to do the math* "6% chance."
when a character in a fic said: "what could go wrong?"
a scene I came up in the toilet
A, turning insane: you don't know me *laughter*
B: no, A! We've known each other for a long time now. Don't do this.
C, scrambling away, scared: they're not A!
A: you dont know me? I don't know you! Funny! *laughter*
Everyone, except B: *scared, backing away*
A, glares at B: why are you laughing?
B: w-well, you said it's funny, although I think it's scary like everyone else did! I wanted you to really mean it's funny, I wanted you to laugh! Everyone was scared, so was I, so AM I. But I want to be happy with you! I want you to feel welcome when you're happy. I want you to be HAPPY!!
Everyone: ...
A: ...
A week later...
B: better?
A: better.
random sad things pt. 1
y'all know those old vids of people acting goofy to entertain children and they're like unboxing toys or going to parks?
i rewatched them and its nostalgic, but not sad. till i watched one about competing in making a better homemade ice cream and of course its staged. the person set as the loser shrugged and put on an "oh well" face while still holding their ice cream. its so sad for no reason, its staged, but i cant get off this weird feeling, if i were the person it'd be like:
"dont listen to them, ice cream, you're great. i made you with my heart and you deserve better. it feels like a disappointment but you're not"
Dawg I WOULD literally say that to the ice cream.