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I don't have have a theme. Sagittarius 25

[cispision]

Anyone wanna

T r a d e B o d i e s

[localtransdude]

Yall ever look at the mannequins in the men’s section and just

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[sprf23]

I love her so much

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[fireyfireoffireworks]

T

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[ive-been-mistreated]

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

[rhysiare]

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

[monkeysaysficus]

I am in tears omg

[thehemoscrotum]

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

[elergythefox237]

Yes it’s back on my dash!!!

[shadowthekitsunereturns-deactiv]

Omg the audio

[wackd-archive]

Finally reblogging with source. 

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Like, is interesting enough just watching it, but hearing him is the epitome of comedy

[asksomecoolkids]

This video makes me laugh harder every time it’s on my dash

[la-laborista-republiko]

[amateur]

Sooo I let my friends watch my brother anddd.. 💀

[cornellajoan]

[a-queer-seminarian]

i love experiencing how my classmates work to avoid misgendering me. for instance, today one classmate greeted the rest of our small group: “All right ladies and gentlemen — and Avery”

another time a classmate went: “Pardon me, ma’am — uh, sir, uh….esteemed one”

and, my absolute fave: “Hey ladies! — and gentleThem”

i love these moments both because they’re humorous and because they show how hard these folks are trying! it’s not about getting it right every time at first, but consistently correcting yourself!

[rollerskatinglizard]

It’s not about getting it right every time at first, but consistently correcting yourself!

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[keididikay]

[shessoluckyshesastar]

it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion 

[salzablade]

i rate fox emojis

a solid fox. good rendering. looks soft. 9/10

an adorable stylized boy!! i’d give him my wallet. 11/10

a simple boy, bold lines. but lacks personality. 6/10

she is adorable and well-groomed. i love her. 10/10

this thing ravished my trash can and stole my first born. 4/10

a tiny boy! hes shaped like a friend. 9.5/10

she is round and kind. i trust her. 10/10

a distinct style, though he too lacks any depth. 7/10

he is kind. but something behind is eyes is hiding something. 8/10

darkness consumes me. 0/10

[lagonegirl]

Black women are so encouraging. This is simply magical!💖 #BlackGirlsMagic 

[bayareachild]

This was the most amazing I love it

[several-birds-one-stone]

This is warmth to my black heart

[ardnale]

Black women are the center of life

[philosophyunknwn]

If watching this don’t make you feel good sum wrong wit you

[skunkbear]

This is incredibly cool!

Journal paper here.

[labbbugs]

Holy crap this is awesome!

[currentsinbiology]

Fabulous!

[beeth0ven]

my mom is a well intentioned yet nosy mom and she always wants to hook me up with people. it leads to some text message gems so the other day i went through and screenshotted the best. please enjoy.