just a dedicated first-class fan

From one dedicated fan to another, I know what you want-- you wanna see what goes on in the first-class group chat. Dw, I gotchu... just don't tell Shinra or they'll be on my ass in seconds LMAO (this is a ffvii blog-based fanfiction of sorts where I play as a SOLDIER fan who hacked into the SOLDIER group chat and leaks their chat logs. None of this is real, and this was all made in a Google Docs document by one person. The only comments that will be responded to on this blog are comments that act as if they are in the ffvii world and are taking this blog seriously. want to talk seriously to the writer? message @fanfictions-and-fantasies or @bunnknightnight personally. ty!)

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SOLDIER Group Chat Log Master List

This blog makes more sense if you read it in chronological order! To save you from scrolling more and more as this blog grows, I'm making a list dedicated to keeping track of everything I post!

Here's the current list...

Chat Log #1 - New Group Chat

Chat Log #2 - Genesis' Coffee

Chat Log #3 - The Glitch?

Chat Log #4 - The Cat

I hope you enjoy reading my blog! This list will be updated with each new blog post.

Intermission - The Front Lines

Anyway, PEACE ✌️

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I'm not sure when they'll be back.

Yesterday the firsts were sent off to fight against Wutai on the front lines of the war-- at least, that was what Angeal mentioned when he was talking to Sephiroth in the gc that night.

I'm sure they'll be okay-- they're super strong, after all --so I'm not too worried, but I don't think they'll be using the group chat today. Or, if they do, maybe it'll be really late? Might not even be till tomorrow, or Thursday.

I'm still worried about Sephiroth though. I wonder..was Angeal able to help him the way it seemed he was going to? I wish I knew them personally so I could comfort them whenever they felt down, too. They seem like such amazing people, and I hate that they have to go through so much. The firsts are so amazing.

Perhaps I should join SOLDIER too..Maybe I can get a closer look at what's going on if I do. But who am I kidding? I'm just a lousy hacker and blogger. I've got noodles for arms, lol. It just sounded interesting, I guess..

I'll keep you guys posted though.

Anyway, PEACE ✌️

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I'm not sure what to say.

I managed to get there just in time to see what they were talking about this time, but...as much as I enjoy leaking content to you guys, I feel so wrong right now. But...I still wanted to share my thoughts.

Here's the log. Just read it first. There's not much else I can say without it.

I feel like I've just betrayed them by leaking this chat.

The others were funny, so it was okay...They were all just friends having fun. But yet...as much as I didn't want to post this one, I felt myself feeling so distraught over what they said today. I needed someone to show this to. I wanted to see if anyone could feel the weight that I did reading this log.

I don't know as much about Sephiroth or the SOLDIERs as I would like, despite practically being their #1 fan. I liked them SO MUCH that I hacked into their group chats and messages in general, and even some extra stuff, yet...I don't know what to feel about this chat.

Why does Sephiroth seem so sad? What happened to him?

It seemed like Angeal went to go meet him at the end. All I can say is I hope Angeal was able to help him out with whatever that was. I hope they're okay.

Anyway...

Peace

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Looks like the first class SOLDIERs had another chat last night!!

Now, the more they chat, I may not be able to get all of their future chats, but I at least got these. And I managed to get into Angeal ans Genesis' dms again! 🤭

So the chat started out like this. And it's obvious-- anyone who uses this platform KNOWS that's not just a glitch. It's a way you can format your texts. Reading it, I thought Genesis was just being a menace. (And he was)

Aaaand then I found out he was texting Angeal between this whole chat--

Then it seems Sephiroth finally find out they were trolling him, lololol

Genesis might be the teasing/joking type with them but like, was what he said about Sephiroth true? This whole time I thought he was just bullying Sephiroth, but now it's seeming to me that the three of them are actually really close, like he's just being silly cuz he know's Sephiroth doesn't actually mind it, even if it seems like he does. Like, the kind of friend humor where they always seem annoyed with each other by people who view their relationship from the outside, but it turns out it's all fun and games between the people actually in the friendship, y'know?

Anyway, I'll keep an eye out for more chats for you guys.

In the future, I wonder if I can influence them to talk about certain things somehow...

Anyway, PEACE ✌️

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Here's more leaks for you guys! It's so funny to see what goes on behind the scenes...

Oh ALSO!!

I managed to hack into Genesis and Angeal's dms too. XD

I wanna know how that's gonna turn out for him, lol...

Tbf he did this to himself

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soooo~

Shinra made the soldiers a group chat, it seems. Well, not Shinra directly, but Lazard did.

and they bullied Sephiroth, poor bby 🥺

this is only the start of their group chat. I'll post more when they talk more so stay tuned

PEACE ✌️

(just don't tell Shinra. I can't give y'all the goods if I do. my ass will be in JAIL. or worse.)