idk how to adult

she/her going through life at the speed of 300 wtfs per hour i should probably apologize for the mess that is my brain

[passionwillow]

Alright listen.. Maybe it’s the daddy issues. But we need to discuss this man right here.

[firstdegreeidiot]

Listen. Listennnn. LISTEN. I- have no defence actually

[felixafterall]

Headcanon of the day:

Shane and Harris went to the same school and Harris saw this kid sitting alone during lunch and decided that is now my friend

Ofc they keep in contact over the years and Harris is the first Shane comes out too (after rose) and Harris is like “babes I thought we knew this”

Shane just stares at him for a while before replying “you couldn’t have let me know as well?” Then they laugh.

Harris freaks the fuck out when he hears Ilya is moving to Ottawa and Shane has to pretend that he has no fucking clue why Ilya is moving.

One day Harris invites Shane to one of the barbecues and he just says he’s bringing his old school friend named Shane. No one expects Shane fucking Hollander to show up. Not even Ilya.

Later that night Ilya is like “why didn’t you tell meeee???” Shane just turns to him with the most deadpanned expression and says “I did I talk about him regularly” and then falls asleep.

Ilya lays there staring at the ceiling for a while before he’s hit with several memories all at once the most prominent being the one where Shane tells him over the phone that one of his friends from school had pretty much gotten his dream job as media person with the centaurs. The other memories being little mentions of Harris here and there but all of them vague enough that he didn’t realize it was the same Harris

[firstdegreeidiot]

"you couldn't have let me know as well" is killing me actually

[anxietyproblem]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[anxietyproblem]

[alexei-rozanov-official]

oh vampire marleau has sex with shane (ilya said it was cool he's probably there) and he wants to come inside and they edge him by never inviting him to come inside. get it because he's like a vampire. is this thing on?

[firstdegreeidiot]

I have been enlightened today

[anxietyproblem]

[threehams]

I love "Hayden becomes a Centaur" scenarios, but I would also love to see some "Marleau becomes a Centaur" fic. That man would party hard with that group. Big silly uncle guy to the rookies. Shane would be annoyed constantly by the antics he and Ilya get up to (and probably drag Troy into). Homophobes would be eating ice constantly.

[catchymemes]

[firstdegreeidiot]

And he's absolutely right??? He's owed change actually.

[aemelia]

they're dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! marriage of convenience for @merlinbingo 💍

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[coelii]

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

[coelii]

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

[fiannaai]

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

[jupiter235]

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

[supermanstoddlerleash]

i've got some chronic pain he can have. hope he enjoys his fucked up knee

[heartsfromeden]

hot priest resurrecting bobby nash reblog if you agree

[military-newsboys]

Gerrard: Name five reasons why I shouldn’t have you fired. Hen: Name five people who actually like you.

[soapdispensersalesman]

I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

[zevveli]

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

[redpandarascal]

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

[musashi]

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

[lesbiassoon]

mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:

The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."

Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: I'm glad to see you alive and well, cap.

Bobby: The reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

Hen: We carried your coffin through downtown LA.

Buck: We literally had a funeral for you.

Chim: You were 6 feet under, Bobby.

Ravi: I literally cried over your grave.

Bobby: Well first of all, through God all things are possible, specially during holy week, so jot that down.

[exuberantocean]

Please call this recession the Trump Slump.

We need to put Trump's name on this.

[exuberantocean]

if ever anything I wrote were to ever go viral, let it be this. Let everyone talk about the Trump Slump. I want to hear this term in the news.

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[bbylilithian]

Too close to final’s week

[maggierobots]

I could use it.

[mythical-illustrator]

Why not, spread the luck