I’m Just A Little Bit Caught In The Middle

Fish - she/they - 🏳️‍🌈

[pseudonymjones]

ding dong

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[roseverdict]

this has been scheduled since last month

[archaicfirehydrants]

today

[what-day-of-the-week]

All the days you can reblog this for the next 10 years:

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[filmtvtoday]

It's like describing a dog to someone who's never seen a dog. And then asking them to draw it.

BACKROOMS 2026 — dir. Kane Parsons

[iamaine]

if you're ever beating yourself up for 'missing the obvious hints' that someone is romantically interested in you, know this: i once met a guy who asked out a girl after she sent him nude pictures of herself in the bath and she said she wasn't interested. it is never obvious

[iamaine]

fascinating things happening here

[were--ralph]

I saw a short guy with the largest thighs i've ever seen on a man and i audibly said jesus fuck without realizing it and he turned around but didn't see me and my dick almost flew right off

[were--ralph]

The coworker next to me was like "what is it with gay men and thighs? i don't get it" and like you absolutely do not understand janice mind your own fucking business im eating with my eyes

[were--ralph]

Alright bible stans i need your help on this one

[bibleofficial]

yes, see Job 40:15-18

15 “Look at Behemoth, which I made along with you and which feeds on grass like an ox.

16 What strength it has in its loins, what power in the muscles of its belly!

17 Its tail sways like a cedar; the sinews of its thighs are close-knit.

18 Its bones are tubes of bronze, its limbs like rods of iron.”

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

#cottagecore

[shoestoreslore]

this and a blunt

[wingsfromwhere]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[featherstonevintage]

L-to-R: Pierre Balmain Christian Lacroix Christian Dior

Vogue Paris, September 1993

Photographed by Vincent Darré

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[jimbles-archive]

[hollowboobtheory]

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

[maraudingcaptain]

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment

[cannibalchicken]

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[modelsof-color]

Chol Mabior at Robert Wun Couture FW 2026

[thererisesaredstar]

U.S. Imperialism Get Out

Emory Douglas (1960s)

[estro-boi]

[xxxxactly]

Brutalist maze, Seattle

[3liza]

its called Freeway Park and while it is one of the most interesting single examples of Brutalism in the united states and im proud of it, it is so poorly designed in terms of public safety that it has been renovated twice(?) but continues to be geographically troubling, as its design has facilitated a lot of murders over the years. it was the subject of a funny but gruesome article in the STranger in 2002 called Topography of Terror. the city doesnt keep official tally of how many murders or assaults have happened IN the park but two men in their 30s were stabbed nonfatally during a robbery there earlier this year, for example.

[commiemartyrshighschool]

Suspect that building mazes is perhaps not conducive to public safety, outside of minotaur isolation scenarios.