Unexpected Tragedies

Why am I always tired?

[dont-give-a-bother]

One last year…

One last season…

One last round for the Winchesters…

[gordonm99]

Y'all tried to get me out of here so many times when will you all realize that I can not die

[joshpeck]

when your siblings snitch on you to your parents

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

just a psa to my followers who might find themselves in the wilderness at some point; if you see a giant mushroom you can use it as a bouncepad to reach higher areas

[redstarovermoundcity]

[weavemama]

BY A WHAT

[artistil]

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

[1petulantpanda]

Give it a dime, apparently.

[1petulantpanda]

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

[momma-crow]

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

It’s laying eggs in you.

[prokopetz]

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

[moonsofavalon]

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

[wormtoucher]

cant afford a weighted blanket so im just pouring concrete onto my duvet

[amourphousblob]

ok but the shaggy meme didn't even like slowly phase to popularity it went from nonexistent to EVERYWHERE in like ,,, 2 days? like if you came up to me on Wednesday and made a shaggy reference I would've looked at u like you were insane but here we are

[tortellinigirl]

“stop saying youre gay, youre dating a boy”

[unclefather]

Fuck the government for not letting me smoke with my homies

[unclefather]

Wait. The government is shut down. Toke up

[manicpixiedreamtransladyperson]

it isnt shut down right now tho

[unclefather]

Bold of you to assume I can read

[ungarmax]

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

[duplicatable]

when you see a pen on the ground and you steal it

[bhodacious-deactivated20220401]

if they wanted to, they would’ve.

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[dankmemeuniversity]

[illumineeti]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal