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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Acquired Stardust
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@fissionfusionfiend
It sort of irks me how in s9 e13 they make it a bigger deal for Sam when an alternate Martouf comes through than when an alternate Janet comes through. And yeah, I get that it's because she was in love with Martouf, but I will NEVER believe that Sam cared about Martouf more than she did Janet
I don't think dr who is getting cancelled but you have to admit generating hype for an announcement only to say "we're pulling the plug" would be kind of hilarious
It's fine I'm totally not smad about it
The Stargate reboot has been cancelled
it's pride month!! you know what that means
everyone get more aromantic NOW
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
incredible prev tags
it's called a breeder reactor because you're supposed to fuck the uranium
An integral is a type of beautiful woman.
Watching s3 e14 of DS9 with my mom and she starts talking about how she really enjoys how Kira and Odo can have a deep platonic relationship without any romantic involvement literally just MINUTES before Odo confesses his romantic feelings for Kira 😭😭
hi can we please appreciate how gorgeous this scene is
During class my last two semesters I would write in my notebook if I heard anything funny so here's a compilation of the ones I think are the best since finals are over (they were over like two weeks ago, but whatever), with little context, sorted by which class they're from (maybe none of these are actually funny but I don't care)
From Intro to Lit/Comp II (put together because it's the same teacher) -Where is the metaphorical penis in the story -Wanna wear a house? -You move over to Iowa it's three grand and a McChicken for a 4-bedroom house -Which teacher do you think should get a pay grade? Here's my boss's Email -"Do we have anyone here who self identifies as an asshole?" "I'm gonna start" -I feel like a lot of people die after being on "The Voice" -Would you gouge your eyes out for hot Ryan Gosling -If Ryan Gosling or Scarlett Johansson ride through on a horse are you throwing it all away -Friday afternoon if I looked at a screen I vomitted -On the other hand, stop being so GAY -I'm also hopped up on methamphetamines I wont feel a thing. You shoot me in the foot I'm COMING -What? You might catch the gay? -90 people and two bars -A lot of these houses sell for three strawberries, maybe a bushel -"Do you have a stupid friend?" "Uh... yeah" -Did the aliens do something to Da Vinci? -I'm not prepared to fight the dinosaurs -If you had to rate xanax on 1-10 -Don't walk around with your dildos hanging out your purse Gen Chemistry I + II -[Said by the professor] What type of anime do you like? No, let me guess, hentai? -"Do you know if white holes are real or are they just theorized" "Ehh, maybe DEI hire" -Do you wanna get gassed or do you want me to throw acid on you? The door is locked, you'd have to jump out the window -[Said by the teacher] You know you're gonna get beat up after class? -If they have a metal center it takes them and says 'come on you'll be fine' then instead of sending them to rehab they just make everything worse -I go back to the states, befriend Bill Gates, and dig a tunnel under it [Mt. Everest] -"Melvin locked himself out of his house" "...Ok?" (confused, uninterested) -The highest is 190% Everclear, that stuffs like jet fuel -I don't care what the neighbors are yelling about or gunshots as long as it doesn't affect me -You know they have protein pasta sauce now? Like 30g a bottle. They say it taste like regret -Amorphous is what Asian parents call their kids
omg you people can do anything
we had Ncuti Gatwa as Dr Who and the show fumbled him harder than anyone has ever fumbled anything in the history of the world never forget that and never ever forgive russell t davies for that
A fight between these two, who's winning?
honestly it's ok for me to flop and live the way i do. i dont have kids and i dont hurt anyone #mytruth
life is too fleeting for all this worrying
