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homeless people are part of your community!!!!! get with it!!!!!!!!!!!!! they’re not outside interlopers they’re not invaders they’re not vermin. homeless people = people deprived of homes, they are Victims and you should be angry on their behalf because people are being deprived of shelter in Your Community
Homeless people are more a part of our communities than the one percent pass it on
yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE
Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey
This one?
THE FAE ARE NOT GONE HUMANS JUST MADE THEM CYBORGS
Wow wish I had a cool gf
man’s dating a village wise woman and complaining
there’s more!
"She's my dream girl but she has hobbies. What do I do?" BRO.
Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets
Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel
Update from the man himself
The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.
Also this.
Which led him to this.
Bless this man.
All of his stuff is almost 100% all thumbs up. The people who don’t like being treated nice are cowards. Every one likes being treated kindly even bondage people. If you don’t you’re a bad person :/
Update!
Mr. City
#mr city was my father please call me owl
now THIS is an ally
Awe dude his sister died last year and she was gay.
And he had this huge mass wedding party to honor her.
And he called a bunch of celebrity chefs to make the food for it.
Wow this is… really cute?
I’m… sympathizing with Guy Fieri?
(And he did 101 gay weddings because he was trying to compare the Attorney General against marriage equality to Cruella DeVille, like, 101 dalmations.)
THE TRUE UNPROBLEMATIC FAVE
Come to think of it I never actually found a single reason to dislike him. To my knowledge he’s just a goofball who likes food.
awwww
I am a peddler of chubby cat pics
Pray. Show me your wares
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One of the nicer cultural things about being married, honestly, which I really wish was available to everyone, is that you can teamwork the shit out of everything to compensate for mental illness and nobody thinks that’s weird.
Like, if you have your roommate/best friend/parent/sibling/etc make a phone call for you because phone calls are terrifying, or cook you dinner because you can’t get through all the steps of cooking pasta today, or handle your finances because you don’t trust yourself to spend money responsibly, or keep a calendar for you because you forget things, or whatever, people will act like you’re being incredibly childish and you need to grow up and do things on your own and not demand other people coddle you and so on… But if your spouse does those things, that’s fine and normal.
My favorite quote about marriage is, “Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.”
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why does everyone make those relateable posts about depression meals and list stuff like, half a potato chip and forgetting eat but no one ever talks about the other half of people who overeat from depression? no one talks about gouging yourself with food the second you feel bad because somehow youre convinced food will make you feel better but it doesnt so you keep eating until it does? the weight gain? feeling sick from eating so much? eating an entire bag of chips and a whole carton of ice cream in one sitting without knowing it?? feeling even worse because youre making yourself so ill???
why does no one remember this symptom?
Because of fatphobia. Plus it doesn’t fit the “cute sad waif” side of depression that everyone keeps romanticizing.
Things you should know but no one tells you before you get a breast reduction
1. DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT let yourself believe that your boobs will look like any of the post-op pictures online right after surgery 2. Your boobs will look like absolute shit when you first see them. I actually gagged when I saw them. 3. Ask your nurse or doctor if they’ll clean some of the area around the steri strips 4. ASK IF ITS OK TO CHANGE THE STERI STRIPS EVERY FEW DAYS 5. BECAUSE IF YOU DONT CHANGE YOUR STERI STRIPS YOU WILL SMELL AWFUL. And I mean AWFUL. No amount of soap or showers will make the smell go away. The smell is not coming from your body. It’s coming from the wound sites and the steri strips. Almost as soon as my nurse removed the majority of my strips (my ps did not allow me to change mine and also did not tell me they would start to smell awful) the smell went away. 6. If they say leave the steri strips alone you need to get them as clean as possible because you are going to smell and the smell will linger on your bed and on your clothes and you will smell it forever 7. Your nipples are going to look like something is wrong. Typically one looks hardened and one looks inverted. THIS IS TOTALLY NORMAL. But Eugene… THEY ARE FINE. I PROMISE 8. If possible buy surgical bras/zip front sports bras before surgery. You’ll have to buy multiple sizes to find the right one. Do not assume you know what size to buy. You don’t. Buy multiple sizes and multiple brands. BUY MULTIPLE SIZES 9. I feel the most comfortable in a zip front sports bra I ordered from target. I think it’s champion?? And it’s a 2x but I also have a 3x because your boobs will swell and then reduce and swell constantly 10. Everybody leaks. Nothing is wrong, you didn’t rip open a hole under your boob. You aren’t going to die. When you have extensive surgery your body produces a fluid known as seroma. It’s a clear/yellowish liquid that helps repair the destroyed tissue. And yes sometimes blood will leak too. It is totally normal. Do not worry and do not look up failed breasts reductions online 11. To remedy this leaking, simply place gauze over the area that is leaking and use some tape or something to hold it in place. Please change the gauze multiple times a day or you will get an infection and then you will be a failed boob reduction 12. Sleeping is going to be hard. If you lay too flat on your back you will be in pain. Do not try to sleep on your side. Do not try to roll around. You will experience a hell of a lot of pain if you do this. For me, three pillows behind me kept me at an angle that didn’t pull or push on my boobs. 13. You HAVE to sleep in your bra. Honestly the only time you should take it off is to put a new one on or to take a shower. Wear your bras 24/7. 14. For the first couple of days twice a day ice your boobs for about 25 minutes. This will help minimise swelling and bruising 15. Make sure you have a table or something next to you to put your drinks, medicine, food, etc because you are not going to want to get up and especially SHOULD NOT lean down or to the side because you will pull a stitch. Limit your upper body movement as much as possible. 16. But don’t spend all day in the chair. You need to continue your regular routine as much as possible because if you don’t it can affect you physiologically. Go outside and take a short walk. This is important. You have to make sure your body is getting exercise 17. Obviously a big change has happened and you might not respond like you think you will. I suffer from post operation depression because my brain couldn’t comprehend the amount of change that had taken place and it was a little tramutizing. If you do start to feel depressed tell your parents/spouse/roommate AND DOCTOR asap because it can really affect you if you don’t receive help. If you’re not 100% sure you have POD here are some symptoms I personally experienced: I lost interest in everything. And I mean everything. I couldn’t eat but like one bite of something and then I would feel full. I cried a lot. I cried every time I had to look at them. And last but not least I now have a constant shake. My whole body shakes all the time. I can’t stop it. It’s annoying. 18. NOTHING IS WRONG WITH THEM. Yes they look weird but literally they all look weird. PUT DR. GOOGLE AWAY. NOTHING IS WRONG. I PROMISE
So that’s all I can think of right now. Please feel free to ask me anything you want to know. I want people to know all this because I went in fully unprepared. 😘
-Eugene
Mood 💕
⚠⚠YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED.⚠⚠
You have been cursed by my self love curse, you have to respect and love yourself now! Reblog to curse your followers! 🙏🙏
Hace unos dias vi una serie de gifs de Marie Kondo explicando que a la hora de ordenar nuestra ropa debemos elegir la que nos produce felicidad, y para no sentirnos mal por la ropa que queremos botar, agradecer el tiempo que estuvo esa prenda estuvo con nosotros y dejarla ir..
Esto me llamo la atención y luego en Netflix descubri que habia una serie de ella, donde va a casas de personas y las ayuda a organizar. Me gusto su método y quise compartir algunos de sus consejos con ustedes. Quien sabe. Siempre se aprende algo 😉
Some users translated my words, because in the comments were asking for it, so here I shared one that I considered the most exactly. Thank you so much everybody! 🤗and specially @streptomycinn. If you wanna see more post about Marie Kondo and her Konmari method of tidying up please check my tumblr 😉🌷👩🏻💼
“A few days ago, I saw a series of gifs of Marie Kondo explaining that, when we’re organizing our clothes, we should choose those that spark joy, and in order to not feel bad about the clothes we have to throw away, we should thank the clothes for the time that they were with us and then let them go.
This caught my attention, and I found on Netflix that she had her own series, where she goes to people’s houses and helps them to organize. I like her method and I want to share some of her advice with you. Who knows. You can always learn something 😉
me: dress how you want!! gender is fake!!! nothing matters!!!!!!
trans person: i like gender tho
me: hell yeah i respect that!!!! i apologize and don’t mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism!!!!!!!
Good post OP
Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.
Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.
