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@fitness-valkyrie
How does one gain a beautiful physique like yours?
It is surely not easy...zhis magnificent form was manufactured to perfection! If you puny squishies vish to achieve such a figure, it’ll require around the clock fitness training und regulated helpings of mein famous meatloaf! I suggest you purchase mein self help book from your local grocer.
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those ugly ass tumblr t*rfs thot they could get rid of me but i am back. i am an indie ratchet and clank rp blog. ill rp with anyone so shoot me an ask or smthn. especially if you’re a fellow r&c blog or are part of another sci fi fandom such as star fox, borderlands, etc. reblogs are appreciated
Meredith Corona|| Independent Lombax OC RP blog from Ratchet and Clank (fan-interpretation of Ratchet’s mother)
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The good captain had been caught in the middle of indulging in his cheat day bestowed upon him by Helga, and what better way to enjoy this glorious day of not eating healthy than by filling up on fried chicken and his specialty peanut butter gravy. The chicken being provided by one of his favorite fast food joints down the street, and the gravy being of his own creation of course. It still disappointed him that no one was interested in his gravy recipe, those fools didn’t know what they were missing!
Actually his hands and mouth were so full that he couldn’t even respond properly. Though he did mumble and sputter something along the lines of ‘Can’t sign autographs right now, too busy eating’.
damn dude you are going to crush helga like a hubcap under your fatass if u keep deepthroating greasy ass poultry like that
Qwark nearly choked on his drumstick upon hearing the little bot speak. He coughed a few times and collected himself, deciding to pause for a few moments between eating to cast a glance at Clank.
“Don’t let Helga hear you talking about her behind her back, little guy. She has eyes and audio receptors like a hawk. I should know cuz one time I opened a bag of potato chips on a non-cheat day and she heard it from 10 miles away when doing her afternoon yoga routine”.
The spandex mass of man shivered at the memory of the curvaceous valkyrie breaking down his door and bellowing at him so loud the walls shook. Qwark would never admit it but he accidentally moistened his spandex (and not in a good way) during that event, and he was not proud of it in the slightest.
“Thank the universe she doesn’t mind my calorie count on cheat days. If she did mind she would have personally snuffed me out of existence by now with those delicious thighs of hers. Oh mama those thighs—”. Queue him drooling into his chicken bucket as he momentarily fantasized about Helga’s thighs covered in mouthwatering fried chicken delights.
Please, little man! You really zhink anyone could possibly damage zhis magnificent metal hull?!
Helga snorts and harshly slaps her own plentiful, mechanical backside. She looks away from Clank and seductiveness waltzes over to Captain Qwark. The fitness trainer brings her hand up to Qwark’s mouth and sticker out her robotic finger, using it to further shove the fried chicken limb into the man’s maw.
Enjoy it vhile you can, Captain...for you’ll be vorking it all off tomorrow morning!!!
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Guten tag, everyone! Tonight on “Helga’s Helpings”, I, Helga von Streissenburgen, vill demonstrate to all of you how to make mein galaxy-famous meatloaf. Be sure to tune in at 7PM EST to learn how you can amaze your friends und family vizh a hearty, healthy brick of flesh.
WHO LEAKED ZHIS PRIVATE PHOTO OF ME UND ZHE CAPTAIN?! OUR SEXUAL ACTIVITIES NEED NOT BE REVEALED TO ZHE GENERAL PUBLIC BY FILZHY PAPARAZZI!!! VHEN I FIND WHOEVER TOOK ZHIS, I VILL TIE ZHEIR LIMBS INTO PRETZEL KNOTS!
Helga I love u when are you and Lizzo going to do a collab
Vhy, zhank you, darling~ However, I’m afraid I’m no singer…vell, I used to do a bit of opera singing, but zhat was many years ago. If she wishes to one day collab on zhe fitness course, zhen I’d be up for it!
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Helga was found dead in her home last Saturday. We’ll miss this glorious angel in disguise. She let us swing around like little insects like we always wanted to. She’ll always be on the 5th deck of our hearts, and she will have all the Meatloaf Days she wants.
VHAT ZHE HELL ARE ZHESE LIES?!?!?!
