Me after I’ve finished a fanfic:
Now I want to read the same story but slightly to the left
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Me after I’ve finished a fanfic:
Now I want to read the same story but slightly to the left
it’s jeff! infinity comic #8
whats even the point of using a spoon for soup
why dont we always just drink it
maybe the spoon is there to keep us humble. to meter ourselves. so we do not get lost in passion of soup.
You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.
I think I’d have minded less if I’d committed a truly heinous crime. Something that warranted death. Or even if I was the kind of person who would enjoy flinging a last defiance at my execution.
It was all just a show, anyway. They did it every year. They brought out a selection of criminals, and the Sorcerer who ruled us showed his power by bringing about their deaths by magic. Just to show, every year, what happened to anyone who crossed him.
There was a time, probably, when the people he executed really were rebels or assassins. In latter days he had to take what the dungeons offered. I was dragged up in chains between a pickpocket, sobbing in terror, and a man who’d killed another man in a brawl. There were few criminals of any note, by then. So instead of choosing the wickedest criminals, they chose based on appearance. The man who’d been in the brawl had a face like a clenched fist, and looked like a ruffian. The pickpocket, aging and with hands beginning to tremble, was a different kind of example. As was I.
“There aren’t many pretty ones, this year,” the man who chose me had said, examining me. “But this one will do. Not young, but not old, a woman, well-favoured enough for the gallows… what was her crime?”
The warder shrugged. “She tried to kill one of the sheriffs.”
The man looked down at me and I shrugged. “I hit him with a washing stick, because he tried to extort money from me, and he was a baby about it.” I refused to treat this as anything but pathetic, even after my sentencing. “I didn’t even break any bones.”
“Treason, then,” the man said, nodding. “Attacking the servants of the law. That will look well on the list. Send her.”
I had been debating ever since what to choose. Something quick? Something painless? I considered demanding that I suffer the attack I supposedly made on the sheriff, but then I realized the Sorcerer would only give me what the man had said I was going to do, and that was not a pleasant way to die. I had all but decided on something swift and relatively painless. Beheading with the sharpest of blades sounded good. It would be quick.
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I always see the “where else would i find this but on tumblr” thing said about things that are funny, but I can’t think of anywhere else where I can randomly run into a short story that shakes my core
Something I was thinking might look cool on a shirt :D Angel pastel aesthetic ^^
I’ve made it to the fourth season finally!! Damn—I was not mentally prepared for this show to be so good...👀
life after death.
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This is so sick!
Mark and Ethan just full on screaming at their glasses
for @chicasiplier
i wanna know what their neighbour thinks. "oh looks like mr. ficshback has that dude that makes him go crazy over again"
"YOU NEED TO TURN THE TRACK TO THE NEXT ONE NOW, AND I WON'T EXPLAIN WHY"
(warmup doodle of dan and phil's adventures in yoga from yesterdays stream!!!!)
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Just got up, checked my phone, tumblr is full of toilets.
Well, good morning to you too, i wish Mark and everyone else a day of healthy bowel movements. Join the poop train!
Oh and of course Mark's trending because of toilet content
Just got up, checked my phone, tumblr is full of toilets.
Well, good morning to you too, i wish Mark and everyone else a day of healthy bowel movements. Join the poop train!
Had a dream about Mark. He broke his nose in the ocean. On a wave.
Is this Unus Annus?
WHAT REMAINS OF UNUS ANNUS
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Unus Annus Secrets
Here I’m going to try and explain all of the Unus Annus codes + possible lore. If I have forgotten some information or if one of these links doesnt work/is incorrect please let me know. This post will be updated when needed.
This is LONG, so be prepared.
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