[4soy-deactivated20161208]

why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????

[potato]

thats none of your business

[makana-bug]

So……I jumped on the bandwagon and made my own favorite vine compilation.

RIP vine

[adulthoodisokay]

you’re gonna want to unmute this

[brennacedria]

I have problems with both geese and swans, but it comforts me that this swan looks like it’s about to ruin that goose’s day.

The enemy of my enemy, my friend.

[illumahottie]

[macabrelolita-deactivated202205]

I was supposed to write ‘amino acids’ and I nearly wrote ‘anime acids’

[reveiller]

I hope senpai bonds with me

[catastrophic-fallen-angel]

Fuck this site

[thatsthat24]

The Question We Always Ask Ourselves 💭 (Feat. Jim Cummings)

[thatll-do]

HOW??????????????????

[ectoplasmic-bisexual]

FUCKING GLORIOUS

[ensoua]

*asexual laughter*

[sumireko-usami-deactivated20151]

*homosexual laughter*

[zimzlym]

*bisexual considerate muttering* 

[pragnificent]

*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*

[stephendann]

*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’”

[norvicensiandoran]

The last one forced my reblog tbh.

[fl0wercr0wnsandwhiskey]

[fl0wercr0wnsandwhiskey]

It's been two days and I'm still not okay. It's always hard when you give someone everything you possibly can and they become your best friend and the one day it all stops and you go back to being strangers. It's almost as if everything and nothing happened. But part of me still wants to wait and see what happens, I'm not going to be able to move on completely until I get an answer from him.

[wordsnquotes]

Physics says: go to sleep. Of course you’re tired. Every atom in you has been dancing the shimmy in silver shoes nonstop from mitosis to now. Quit tapping your feet. They’ll dance inside themselves without you. Go to sleep. Geology says: it will be all right. Slow inch by inch America is giving itself to the ocean. Go to sleep. Let darkness lap at your sides. Give darkness an inch. You aren’t alone. All of the continents used to be one body. You aren’t alone. Go to sleep. Astronomy says: the sun will rise tomorrow, Zoology says: on rainbow-fish and lithe gazelle, Psychology says: but first it has to be night, so Biology says: the body-clocks are stopped all over town and History says: here are the blankets, layer on layer, down and down.

Albert Goldbarth, ”The Sciences Sing a Lullabye”  (via wordsnquotes)

[starwarslolz]

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

This is beautiful

[tetraghost]

i wish birds brought ME presents

[baelgrave]

No, but think about this.

The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.

They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”

[kedreeva]

It’s actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave ‘payment’ behind for the food.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved. These crows are keeping track of this girl and her mother even when they are out of the yard. How do we know?

One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera’s lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her.

Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they were smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her.

[baelgrave]

I could not have asked for more

[hplyrikz]

Learn to be alone and to like it. There’s nothing more freeing and empowering than learning to like your own company.

Mandy Hale (via hplyrikz)

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)

[lovelysuggestions]

the stars would be so proud to know their atoms created someone like you.

[monarchvee]

@enemiestolovers

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[itsjust-insanity]

[yamcha]

[oceanadie-deactivated20200903]

This is where I’d live if i was a mermaid

[lovlae]

this is my favorite video i’ve watched it like 15 times