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i have been using tumblr too much and im not really enjoying it im gonna try to go a week without tumblr. maybe more. wish me luck
erm this is kinda a cat i think :3
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it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal
Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home
It's possible I'll have to leave this post in my will to my children.
It’s possible I’ll
have to leave this post in my
will to my children.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.
What do you mean it’s only from 2020???
things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:
“happy birthday” every time i hand them something
“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
“what are they gonna do, fire me?”
I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”
this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far
I use flavor for so many things, mostly when talking about scents.
I comment that documentation is “lying” to me. A colleague cautioned me to be a little more positive and not attribute to malace what could be a mistake etc. And I let him know “oh, I’m certain this is an honest mistake or typo by whoever wrote the document. But now the document itself is lying to me with malice aforethought.”
Oooo I want to join in!
“I’m not dead so there’s that” when coworkers ask me how I am
“Unless I die” when coworkers say “see you tomorrow”
“Have you ever wondered what your life would be like if you’d followed your dream instead of working in this soul sucking, hopeless, torture-in-disguise, zombifying hellhole? Yeah me neither.” when distracting them from whatever they were going to ask me to do
“I would care but I’m dead inside” when coworkers try to tell me about workplace irritations
“A hammer fixes everything” when a coworker complains about office equipment or another coworker
“Nobody died” or “nobody’s gonna die” when there’s yet another ‘fire’ 🙄 that we all are supposed to rush to fix (so many workplaces/managers have such a false understanding of emergency that it’s good to remind people that unless they’re surgeons, nobody’s life is on the line)
Follow for the same picture of a rock every day
[ image id: a picture of a grey and white rock on a white background, with a stock photo water mark overlaid on it end id]
yonkers is such a deeply unserious name for a place. i bet nobody even dies there
no they do i know cause i once saw the headline "7 dead in Yonkers incident" and said "what the fuck is a Yonkers incident"
Fuckin wild
They make me so happy!!!11
Source smoothdunk on twitter
what the fuck are these donations man
WELL THIS JUST POSES MORE QUESTIONS
I could write 20 pages against exclusionist arguments but nothing I could say would be as efficient as this
In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their money was in heaven now, sources confirmed. “Honey, the reason we’re sitting you down today is because even though our life savings isn’t with us anymore, you don’t need to be scared, because it’s now up in the sky where the angels live,” said Allison McKee, putting her arms around a sobbing 10-year-old Harper McKee and assuring her that while their wealth wasn’t coming back, it was smiling down on them from the clouds. “I know you loved the money very much.
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NO FUCKING WAY
Emo songs get so much more interesting when you pretend that instead of misogynistic they're just about gay sex
this feels like a bit. i know it’s not but this is so absurd that it feels like it’s right out of arrested development
Fucking amazing example image to choose for the Scunthorpe problem. Just like "here is an example of the problem on the very website you are looking at"
The head image for kemono is Wikipedia fanart:
One of the head images for fursona similarly was:
Sadly the big green raccoon is not on the fursona page anymore. Although I guess anyone could link it back.
in pain from laughing at this fucking video
For anyone who was confused like I was
Power Electronics
The resonance cascade
This is requiem
