Can’t believe the French found a way to make me feel pretentious for wanting to die

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Can’t believe the French found a way to make me feel pretentious for wanting to die
How wikipedia browsing actually works
When kourtney Kardashian said “we all have like different priorities and like working is just not my priority and like it is never going to be”
Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up
“treasuring” and “loving” your girlfriend will result in her quickly leave you. Girls HATE guys who treat them like goddesses. They view it as pathetic and weak.
I hate it when people say shit like this like we get it you’re an
yall hurt him so bad he deleted his Manchild Manifesto
Y’all missed the best fucking part
I love this so fuvking much.
BISTCH
She DID #THAT
everybody on this site is missing a) compassion b) critical thinking skills and c) reading comprehension
d) all of the above
it says and
you propose a theorem and then you include proof
one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel
apparently this is more relatable than I thought holy shit
modern brain: hehe warm food medieval brain: magic hot box will kill me if i dont kill it first
someone from the uk: im in sixth form
me: how many regenerations do you have left
me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)
Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.
tumblr text post: no one will ever love me im ugly and gross
me: same
tumblr text post: im perfect why am i not the ruler of the world
me: same
He did it!