Such strange elation...

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[locketship]

[hotvintagepoll]

FINAL: who is the hottest old mustache haver of them all?

Anton Walbrook

Omar Sharif

Harold Nicholas

Katharine Hepburn

Remaining time: 2 days 11 hours

rip to our worthy contenders Ronald Colman, Ivan Dixon, John Carradine, William Powell, Rex Ingram, Howard Keel, Turhan Bey, Cesar Romero, Lee Van Cleef, Sammy Davis Jr., Gilbert Roland, Cantinflas, Cab Calloway, Soumitra Chatterjee, Edric Connor, Trevor Howard, Emilio Fernandez, Frank Morgan, Groucho Marx, Laurence Olivier, Fats Waller, Vincent Price, Charlie Chaplin, Canada Lee, Basil Rathbone, Sunil Dutt, Lionel Jeffries, Carman Newsome, Laird Cregar, Harold Nicholas, John Gilbert, Laurence Criner, Nigel Bruce, Albert Finney, Herb Jeffries, Victor Jansen, William Marshall, David Niven, Robert Dounat, Michael Redgrave, Raj Kapoor, Claude Rains, Walter Slezak, Melvyn Douglas, and Rex Harrison.

do mustaches make men hotter? vote here.

[hotvintagepoll]

#they are all great but please#we all know it has to be omar sharif#use your eyes. i beseech you (via @pericondine)

[locketship]

[knittyboi]

Going through old pattern booklets i forgot i had; please enjoy this vagina cardigan

[abigail-nicole]

OP i need to knit this i need it i need it im a professional gynecologist and i need to wear a vagina sweater to work

[knittyboi]

!!! PLEASE DO THIS !!!

I will scan the pattern for you just say the word

[abigail-nicole]

Raiding my stash ready to swatch I will be held accountable for this

[knittyboi]

Go ahead and get yonic with it!! I scanned the whole booklet for yucks, there are some great late 80s patterns in there. The file sharing link should be good thru 10-06-26, if it expires just shoot me a message and I'll re-upload

https://limewire.com/d/sDP3G#4JbcmhiLHe

[abigail-nicole]

AHHHHHHH VAGINA SWEATER

[dumnslut]

[lizzybeeee]

"So, how was your time in the south?"

"...eventful."

[ghostofmads]

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[locketship]

Bad news this pride month

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[locketship]

it took me 20 minutes to get back into this account cause FFXIV has Kefka ultimate fight coming tomorrow and it made me think of u....

Baby, come back. I miss you. We can fuck I mean fight the clown together...

[locketship]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

How about a wheel for specific cat breeds?

you have been turned into this cat breed!

How do you feel!

I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT

I'm happy!

:3

ew.

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

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[cirgaydian-rhythm]

HOLY SHIT DEVON REX AAAAA MY CURLY FLUFFY BBYYYYYSSSS

LOOKIT THESE CUTIES I'D BE SO STOKED TO BE THIS KIND OF CAT

[leebrontide]

Of course I got chronic pain breed.

[locketship]

It's been 4 years since they re-released Morbius. Maybe we can make them do it again...

[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[pocket-deer-belly]

i hate that being fat is dangerous not for any of the reasons people think but because the medical field just stops giving a shit about you. yeah sorry we haven't tested this medicine on people with your body size so we might underdose you. yeah sorry we don't train our surgeons on people like you so you have to change your body to accommodate them. yeah sorry we don't make medical equipment for people of your weight. yeah sorry our doctors train for like a decade but never have to contend with the fact that a fat person might not be suffering from being fat but from a real medical problem. yeah sorry your medical issues will go unaddressed until you become small enough for us to care and they will get worse in that time

[pocket-deer-belly]

and then statistics show that fat people die more so it's gotta be cause they're fat right not for any other reasons it's just cause they're fat so clearly being fat is unhealthy

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I got told last year that my weight is considered a risk factor for sleep disorders, so the sleep clinic won't see me unless I reduce my weight.

I asked the doctor who told me this if he also thought it made sense to ban football players from treatment for head trauma and he went suspiciously silent.

[locketship]

it took me 20 minutes to get back into this account cause FFXIV has Kefka ultimate fight coming tomorrow and it made me think of u....

Baby, come back. I miss you. We can fuck I mean fight the clown together...

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!