[charl0ttan]

charlotte my tummy hurts how do i fix this :<

SWITCH TO LINUX

[flakedpaint]

when the side gig you scheduled this weekend actually has to be done this weekend

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[flakedpaint]

i do more than the bare minimum at work and my foreman manifests behind me and says "this isn't your garden remember"

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[grindrbooks]

[urgetocreate]

John Michael Carter (American b,1950), Summer Reading, 1986, Oil on linen

[ukester-deactivated20250112]

[log6]

my family was rich running our aura farm before castro and the other communists nationalized swag

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i've had every thought

[planeposting]

Me when I am playing toys

[flakedpaint]

Can i go on one date without my body feeling like we're going to fucking war

[flakedpaint]

I eat the brown part of the banana i dont even give a fuck anymore

[gaycop]

Has anyone spit realer fax

[windup-angel]

they called him a psycho killer for this

[evilnicegirl]

if i could give advice to me as a teenager i would say be 25

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[lobbycards]

The Blues Brothers, German Lobby Card #15. 1980