bird boy

vanessa - IT blog HOW DO YOU AMPUTATE A WAIST??

[nightofthecreeps]

bill hader moodboard 

[eggocrumbs]

“Well, have you ever asked him?”

[cjjade]

If you hate Eddie Kaspbrak we can't be friends

[sakura-haruka]

#Stan knows 

[bistan-deactivated20201202]

stanley goober barber

[theparadigmshifts]

thinking about what a nightmare eddie and richie getting queer eyed would be 

do you remember that episode with the gay guy who wore only polos who wanted to come out to his stepmom and was shockingly ripped under said polos? eddie kaspbrak 

[theparadigmshifts]

trying to get eddie to do anything is like trying to bathe a feral cat. they’re like “can we talk about your wardrobe?” and he’s like. it’s fine. what is wrong with it. has anyone seen how my husband dresses. anyone at all. 

[theparadigmshifts]

karamo: tell me about - 

eddie: yeah my mom abused me and gave me placebo pills and i forgot my childhood because of trauma and almost died 

karamo:

karamo: you know. you’re shockingly well adjusted, then 

[theparadigmshifts]

ok i can’t decide what scenario would be funnier, because either: 

a) this is a ‘normal people’ au where richie isn’t famous, and bev nominates richie for queer eye, and richie finds out and nominates eddie in retaliation. they end up on a couple’s episode. richie is having the time of his life. eddie is seconds from biting someone. 

or

b) eddie being like “my husband -” and richie hearing and wandering into the room like “did i hear my name? my darling??” and eddie’s like, dude, i thought you wanted to stay off camera? and all the queer eye guys are like. i’m. i’m sorry. is that richie tozier 

[theparadigmshifts]

the queer eye guys watching famously aggressively heterosexual c-list comedian richie tozier kiss this weird uptight businessman full on the mouth: 

[theparadigmshifts]

@hyruling:  #tan finds prada shoes in eddies closet along with his 18 identical polos and has a stroke  

@honeyreynolds​:  #meanwhile jonathan asks richie what product he uses in his hair #and richie’s like soap #and jonathan leaves the country 

[theparadigmshifts]

@idiotictozier​ LKASJDLKFJSLKSJF

[greekgrad07]

At this point the thought of Richie and Eddie just being friends makes me physically uncomfortable

[jbaggles]

out of context last podcast on the left + the losers club

[inkandowl-deactivated20200622]

Derry Doodles

[mikeshanlon]

Everybody feels like a freak sometimes. Yeah, I guess.

[labyzq]

HE IS GORGEOUS

[rngrn]

[sakura-haruka]

[the-losers-clubs]

It (1990):

Pennywise: boo!

Kids: ahhhhhhhh

It (2017):

Pennywise: boo!

Kids: fuck you, fuck this, fuck everything

[autisticreigen]

That’s why it 2017 is iconic

[oikawaonline-deactivated2022080]

Clowns Losing Eddie.

[iveforgivendeath]

a movie about a hypothetical killer clown called “if”

[laufeysons]

it meme: [1/10] quotes/scenes → “Not every fucking plant is poison ivy, Stanley!”