two is greater than one, but five is better

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[flamestophoenix]

phoenix || 26 || they/he preferred, any pronouns welcome!

there are forces at work here beyond your comprehension. and also mine. good luck

18+ please!

no DNI just be kind and respectful

TAGS TO BLOCK: "talk tag" for original posts, "discourse" for discourse or neg posts (uncommon), "valo" for valorant, "one pee" for one piece posts, "oplb" for one piece live blogging

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[stellerfly]

[zzapnel]

final submission for the @usopp-art-collab

it was a blast doing this collab!!

[sombraluna]

@usopp-art-collab ended which means yall will be getting my backlog of usopps since i maybe locked in a little too hard oops

[catsofyore]

Best friends. 💕 Photo from my collection, no date/info.

[seashellronan]

anyway i fucking love being bisexual like good 4 me tbh

[animalyears]

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

[amazingeurus]

[sombraluna]

A japanese style usopp in MY usopp art collab? its more likely than you think! @usopp-art-collab

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Freeform v2 - l33oh

[quinoaphoenicks]

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

[teaboot]

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

[bobdylanyaoi]

plans for the summer

JERK IT

WRITE RPF

DRINK ALCOHOL

BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE

job ?

LISTEN TO RECORDS

[bobdylanyaoi]

to the people who said “this except alcohol”: i support you & your sobriety/preference for other substances. i hope all goes well and you have the best summer ever.

to the few people who said “this except rpf”: sorry this isn’t about you. this post is for real rpfers only and if you can’t get behind that then you aren’t invited to the BDY summer plans

[dreamxxdream]

monsters

[unteriors]

NE 103rd Court, Vancouver, Washington.