wizards only, fools

jax | they/she | 18+

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

[scifiseries]

[communist-hatsunemiku]

who gives a fuck about that stupid metal bastard BRING BACK IRISH AMERICAN CHAN !!!!!!!!!!!!

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[halimaidmf]

girl who's into orientation play comes over to my house and is confused when I start doing icebreakers and telling her things she already knows

[omnifuneral]

it's strictly platonic (we interact only with intangible, unchanging, idealized concepts of one another)

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[nine-hyacinth]

i hate astronomers so much.

[nine-hyacinth]

this is getting ridiculous. the file extension for this cannot be .sex it just cannot be. what the fuck SExtractor. astronomers aren't real.

[nine-hyacinth]

to extract the parameters you run SEX -DP ????????? this cannot be real.

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[pjackk]

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

[achillesinhighheels]

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

[charl0ttan]

in love with the way my weather app put this it reads just like a Poast

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You can't stop. You're addicted to the shindig.

#californicationfetish

[larval-tear]

godzilla is so beautiful

[things-that-are-not-true]

Your blog would be considerably funnier if you trusted your readers to interface with your ideas rather than relying on a cheap, hack this-is-the-punchline url.

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[tomoleary]

Gianni Maiotti — Alien rover (1974, published 1980/1981) Source

Little Robot Lost (1980) Source

First contact (1980) Source

[70sscifiart]

Man, I love all of this guy's stuff!