Reductio ad absurdum

John. 24. San Francisco, CA.

[rafawriter]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

if franz ferdinand didnt want to be assassinated maybe he shouldnt have written a song called take me out ?!?!

[tikkety-tok]

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

[daisyannewinchester]

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

[neopets-hentai]

PSA FOR ALL FLORDIANS!!! GET INSIDE NOW!!! Theres a category 3 milf heading STRAIGHT for Palm Springs!!!!

[sloppystyle]

[catchymemes]

[lmaonade]

oh to be in a cave from a JRPG with crystals and piano music 

[anarchy-kisses]

May I present to you:

Book seller

Crystal seller

He sells flowers

She will sell you a pumpkin this fall

Would you like to purchase.. bean?

They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup

She has more options

Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic

Can I interest you in...melon?

Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door

Please trust reliable, small business owners

[auckie]

I want a trubbish so badly imagine having one and keeping it in this

YES the white gold diamond birkin bought just for your trubbish and you take it everywhere you go and feed it only like insane stupid fucked up designer snacks and high end finger foods so much so that it’s both malnourished and diabetic but you love it so much you can’t help it. And you name it like Genevieve or Muhammad Santiori or Tungsten Day Dreams and you sleep with it in your satin and down sheets which get ruined every night by it’s garbage arms spilling from its ripped trash bag body and you put a bow on its ears and give it a platinum black sapphire studded collar with its name engraved on the tags and you never evolve or fight it but you put it in those weird show competitions and always loose no matter how much you bribe the judges. And it, your impidimp, voltorb, scrafty, and Viking meowth are all best friends and you go out on a yacht to celebrate but it gets shot down by a rogue torpedo because you wander into military testing waters and you all die in the middle of the sea and the government covers it up

[flyfella]

Scream the most wild part of this is having a voltorb with that line up?!

[night-dawn-day]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

me trying not to act high when my dad is home

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

which one is which

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death

[deweypetal-deactivated20160530]

Peanut butter is gross wtf

[rassclaart-deactivated20160713]

There are 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter just a fyi 🕵🏾

[bloomflowersbloom]

damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!

[roslips]

[albertserra]

[thescholarsruminations]

[thebootydiaries]

me when i cant find my cat: where is my child

[ghastlyapparition-deactivated20]

would u like a him in these trying times

[penistipheadass]

[ampervadasz]

[disassociatingsquid]

So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.

[dashcon]

Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D

[gehenna27]