same expressions even years later
(also dan looking mad as hell is killing meš)
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same expressions even years later
(also dan looking mad as hell is killing meš)
i don't know if they would see this and i haven't caught up on the podcast but oh my God
https://youtube.com/shorts/yAtYdgkPvSc?is=n7lOEs5xzvqKMOJh
if @amazingphil hasn't seen this, he needs to. fizzy milk that worked?? this was a phil lester original from fucking ages ago.
That interview is so funny to me, that man was not prepared for Dan and Phil lol The way he had to hold back laughter after their Pinof clip
The way they politely tried to steer around years and years of trauma and internalized homophobia with "we want to be seen as entertainers", only for the interviewer to force them to double down and shit on influencer couples
And then he went ahead and straight up asked them about money. Honey, they spent 16 years deflecting, they're pros, they're not gonna answer your question. But bless you for trying again when Dan started answering another question instead and talked himself into a rant about marrying Phil... again.
it has come to my attention there exists a subset of reenactors who go around renaissance faires "infecting" bystanders with the Plague. i wish to thank these heroes for their service
yes this can come in the form of dressing up as a pack of rats and offering people "Congratulations! You've Contracted The Black Death" hand stamps, but consider also:
walking around asking people if they want to pet your rat (plushie)
going in character as a fur trader carting around a wagon full of exotic wares at competitive prices
handing people a business card containing only the printed image of a flea (and on the back, the text "uh-oh!")
cosplaying as a giant bacterium
*hands you my business card* it contains a single drawing of a flea
*instinctively you flip it over searching for information*
yall gotta be nicer about m/fĀ bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life
gonna add onto this you all gotta stop acting like m/f is just cishet when bisexual people exist and straight trans people exist.
last add onĀ alot of m/f ships of poc or white/poc ship are constantly downplayed for bland white m/m or f/f ships
#also sometimes u guys r just fuckig misogynist. abt the women in m/f ships. sorry
incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like
thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now
what is happening
yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that
im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"
so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!
let me be agonizingly clear
when you call yourself and your friends "chuds"
YOU
ARE
CALLING
YOURSELF
A
NAZI
I first heard chud as an online term in the 90s and 2000s referring to the terminally online bigoted tarpits that would show up out of nowhere and ruin conversations. It's a term for particularly unpleasant trolls, the people who gathered and became 4chan facists once 4chan was created. It was a reference to a camp horror film.
So yeah, this is a term for Nazis that like to harass people online.
Iām being harassed by these boys in blue. What do you mean I opened 15 packs total over 3 separate orders and I RECEIVED THIS MANY OF THIS CARD??? Lord is it too much to ask for ANYTHING ELSE
ily new phannies but being in the phandom specifically post hiatus but pre hard launch was EVERYTHING. the way weād lose our minds over breadcrumbs. like D ā¤ļø P on the overcooked livestream actually sent people into comas. it wasnāt about proving phan was real, it was about seeing them being comfortable enough to share these little things with us. god the chained together metaphorā¦the ranch metaphor. it was a different time truly
hi, im (semi) currently trying to get into subtitling/captioning and transcriptions (for accessibility) and i wanted to say I'd be happy to help where i can in the above for any concert clips, videos, etc if you'd like. (alongside any other similarly based accessibility pages)
my apologies if I've worded it weirdly, it's 4:30am and I'm not great with words and very nervous (hence the anonymous ask for now but i would be happy to give my user if the offer would be something you'd like)
I think this is wonderful! If you want to ask any questions feel free to DM me, but keep in mind you're always free to do this yourself on your own blog and we'd gladly come to support you! No need to be nervous :)
what the hell do dnp use a mortar and pestle for
I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced
How could you forget this classic?
i cant believe this one is missing
some gems from my own personal āgrindr is a hellpitā collection
being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing
i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit
guide to computer sex:
case fans: don't put your dick in these. stroke the outside carefully, in a circular motion, for maximum stimulation
usb ports: great place for penetration. flash drives are the traditional option but you can connect nearly anything, ask your partner if theyre into something specific. if theyre really kinky, try viruses or pentesting tools like the flipper zero.
power button: threatening to press it can be incredibly hot, but only actually press it with enthusiastic consent.
removable side panel: for getting really intimate. be very careful, the internals are sensitive!
hotswappable parts: sometimes SSDs (M.2 SSDs will be screwed in parallel to the motherboard, others may look different), HDDs (spinning disks inside big cases, usually get their own bay), and GPUs (big chips with fans attached) can be removed while your partner is running, but not all computers support this. this is a common part of BDSM, but make absolutely sure it's safe beforehand.
motherboard: the MOST sensitive part of their body! touch lightly and carefully. running the tips of your fingers along the traces is incredibly stimulating. play with the capacitors, too.
screws: loosening screws can be incredibly erotic, but be careful. especially with M.2 SSDs, this may cause problems! only loosen an M.2 drive if it is NOT mounted.
software: virus play was mentioned earlier, but also simply running very demanding software can be erotic.
download play: downloading embarrassing or illicit files is very hot. be sure to ask consent before installing league of legends.
firewall play: opening up or disabling your partner's firewall can be thought of as akin to exhibitionism. be careful with this, it can be a security risk, but most of the time it's not a big issue.
BIOS play: messing with your partner's BIOS settings can be incredibly intimate. remember, overclocking can be dangerous, only do it in small increments and very carefully! try starting with changing XMP profiles or something first.
that nub they have on thinkpad laptops: that's the clit.
remember some key safety tips:
ALWAYS wear protection! a static wrist strap is important if you are touching the internals, especially the motherboard.
heat warning! your partner will run hot when they're aroused. the GPU and CPU will burn you! even the SSD may run quite hot, especially during download play.
don't stick your dick in the fans. please.
for extra protection, keep viruses isolated inside a virtual machine.
fuckkkk
> My fan can barely keep up while reading this- @////@;
> This guy actually gets it. Take notes, tech freaks.
> Jesus Christ-/pos
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i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image itās so funny
Image rating: Cute!
Cars only show their bellies when they are feeling safe and comfortable. This car really trusts you!
I feel like Dan is stomachaches and Phil is hesitant alien. Can anyone hear me?
gaslighting germans itās always morally correct
Loved the follow up to this where the neighbor was confronting her about this video and she was gaslighting her neighbor again by askin if all viatnamese people look the same to them
never getting over dan's entire life flashing before his eyes as phil read out "taking a dick so far up my ass that i factory reset"