bastard zone

[bulkhummus]

Wait is jerking it to fanfic like? Widely accepted?

critically acclaimed even

[thememedaddy]

[demilypyro]

I'm supposed to be shocked by shipping discourse in the big 26? my girl calls me big sis when she cums

[demilypyro]

I genuinely hope this website survives forever

[animentality]

[wakingfromthewater]

The NYC woodcock keeps reminding me of when someone posted on our local sub reddit warning everybody that he nearly got mugged trying to see an American woodcock. He had heard we had one in a park, but he went at night and a guy was looking at him weirdly and possibly following him a bit, so he got out of there and wanted to make sure everybody knew to stay safe.

Unbeknownst to him the location he'd gone to is one of the city's most infamous cruising spots, so the comments were split between people gently breaking this to him, birders giving woodcock sighting tips, and people going YEAH THAT SURE IS THE BEST PLACE TO SEE AN AMERICAN WOOD COCK.

[treecitysessions]

These two having a normal one in babymetal’s youtube comment section

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[feyd-meowtha]

It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are

Weird

Uncomfortable

Not good for anyone involved

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[minecraft]

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

[shodaisatellite]

[chefpyro]

oh

[persistentmanlyagitation]

wait

[it-a]

i am tired and i will never be free

[vacueabissi]

I fucking hate this website

[silverk2k-art]

when i saw the placement of the images and the first set of lyrics i knew what it was

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[detectivehole]

this is what i sent

this is what i got

[anioryans]

[leopardmask-ao3]

ohhh yeah that tracks

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[which-ocs]

Which OC has this hat?

[killerqueenofficial]

Fidel Castro

[viily]

so sad forever twitter killed bot api thing because fiskbot has been like crucial to my grammar vocabulary essence development

[viily]

like i am constantly referencing this thang

[encephalodyspareunia]

some other gems from fisk bot

and my personal all-time favourite:

[bogleech]

There are fake dragonflies they sell to scare away horseflies and there's a great image that goes with them

[unicouniuni]

Deltarune today!