Girls Just Wanna Have Gun

Literally just call me whatever pronouns work for you. Some kinda woman probably, I try not to think about it. I write a bunch and also I draw things, sometimes, maybe, if I feel like it. 22 and very broke again Multishipper most of the time there are exceptions however. Probably nsfw to a degree, minors enter at your own risk.

[fleetofwarships]

Tentatively taking writing commissions!

Can do pretty much any fandom I’m remotely familiar with, feel free to ask, can also do original writing upon request if you have anything in particular you want.

Gonna start at two dollars per hundred words!

Smut’s an extra five bucks!

Five dollars for any major revisions past the first draft! Plus more depending on how many or how big the revisions are.

DM for more details, this is my first time taking commissions so some stuff may be subject to change.

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[recoveredcombatsister]

a trans woman shaved nose to toes in a full face of makeup high heels and a dress will always be more transgressive than the genderfuckiest tme boydyke girlfag you can find

[lasagnasdfk]

hashtag satire. riiiight?

[recoveredcombatsister]

lol. lmao. this shit writes itself

[um-jammer-tranny]

even rocking the iconic duo

[boccher]

witch hat atelier so far seems to be quite obviously about the disenfranchisement of children in academia and training so why did i only ever hear about those two yaoi men. do men likers even listen to the things they're watching

[monidoll]

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[mxjackparker]

Decriminalizing sex work isn't a fix-all. It's not intended to be. What decrim does is protect sex workers from the harms of criminalization specifically. Poverty and violent clients won't disappear because of decrim, and their continued existence doesn't mean decrim fails.

[itsabear]

decriminalisation enables sex workers to get recourse for shit that happens to them while working, without having to admit to a crime. It let's them have more access to the safety other workers have.

[my-dailydreams]

[afurioushawk]

[afurioushawk]

[frustratedasatruar]

Real and growing possibility of him dying live on tv and nobody in the room noticing for minutes on end.

Likes charge, reblogs cast.

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[foone]

Me: I'm trans

Tumblr:

[catgirl-kaiju]

We reviewed your post and determined it needed a Community Label.

[notaspy11]

Literally beyond parody

[502-tachibana]

did you know that you can wear swimsuits underneath your normal clothes

[502-tachibana]

did you know that swimsuits chaffe like hell without the water

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

[thesplendidsnout]

From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky

[cosmikazie]

im going to say "you will be boiled" more in my every day life actually because of this image

[abouquetofdaylillies-deactivate]

Pre-menstrual depression is always depicted as like "He He! I had a box of icecream bars and cried while watching the Titanic!" But in reality, it's more like, "I'm standing the edge of an abyss. There is nothing good inside of me, I'm filled with rage and desperation."

It's crazy that being told how to deal with that is never a part of anyone's menstrual sex education.

[headspace-hotel]

This has already been said in the notes, but if PMS causes extreme depression and even suicidal ideation, that is in fact something that most people do not experience and it can be treated

Like for the majority it really is "oh i'm hungrier and moodier than usual"

^this should be a part of sex education so the point still stands

[godesssiri]

I went to my doctor after I was walking to work one morning and saw a bus coming and actually took a step to throw myself in front of it before I pulled myself together. Later that day I started bleeding and was literally like someone flipped a switch and I didn't feel suicidal anymore. Which made me feel like I was loosing my mind because who goes from 'I want to throw myself in front of a bus' to 'I'm perfectly fine' just like that? I did some research, I went to the doctor and described my feelings, he looked me in the eye and gently asked what I thought it was, I said I'd read about PMDD and I thought it might be that, he said 'I think so too' and wrote a prescription.

If, before you get your period, you feel furiously angry, suicidal, irritated by every tiny thing to the point you want to murder someone, stuck in a black hole you'll never escape from. If you are experiencing extreme emotions for what seems like no good reason, especially if you get your period and those extreme emotions just go away. You're probably not just PMSing , you may have PMS's feral big sister PMDD and it's treatable.

Also this is something that can develop as you get older. So if you used to get normal PMS but what I wrote above sounds more like your norm now then don't just write it off as regular PMS.

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]