A Thingy-thing

100% thing....I think

[megaguardain]

I've been binge-playing the Resident Evil games recently, so here's a Jill Valentine redesign.

Rated M version here

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[toast-potent]

i don’t need to say it

[boingmann]

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

[merryweathercomics]

[flightyalrighty]

With Your Support...

He Can Be Yours.

It's Ivan The Elephant, now in the process of being turned into a marketable plushie! With your help and a cool $2 (as a deposit to purchase the plush if this campaign reaches its pledge goal), this 9" tall version of Ivan can rampage and murder within your very own home! Thank you to Gimme Swag for making this possible!

Pledge your $2 here and make Ivan The Elephant REAL!

Ivan's right! If the goal isn't made, you WILL be refunded your $2!

THIS CAMPAIGN LASTS 10 DAYS!

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[megaguardain]

True Power

[just-let-me-drink]

[childmagazine]

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

[that-space-boy]

reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[megaguardain]

Cat, Rat and Rabbit

NSFW version here

[megaguardain]

Built Toph Tough

[fuck-customers]

I work in a clinic and there's this one little old lady patient who comes in to get an infusion treatment done a few times a week. It takes a couple hours each time so she usually gets dropped off by family and picked up when they get off work. It's usually not a big deal and we don't mind letting her just hang out in the clinic office but today she was in rare form. She kept sitting on my desk and staring at me. She kept falling asleep on my desk so I tried to remind her that she could go sleep on the couch in the break room but she ignored me. She kept sticking her foot in our doctor's coffee. She kept leaning on the reception counter and taunting the other patients. I caught her using the bathroom and then running off without washing up after. She kept demanding attention and when we told her to be quiet because we were working, she knocked over a stack of sticky notes and then got herself stuck in an empty supply cabinet. We even had to lock her in another room to keep her from climbing in the laps of other people who were there to see the doctor. When her family showed up to pick her up today, she climbed in my lap and refused to go to them, so I guess I can't be that angry with her. Anyway, I'm a vet tech and I love our patients. Just wanted to share a little giggle lol

[cz3chova]

@charlesoberonn made a really, really good post that I stole to make... this

[charlesoberonn]

You get my vision completely

[i-merani]

[were--ralph]

i dont need to tell anyone this but theres a White House App out and do not download it even as a joke

[were--ralph]

Literally do not. Like. if you already did then you may want to factory reset your device(s) and change any possibly affected credentials

[pinkrangerv]

According to people who work with code, this may actually be able to close a 911 call because Trump wants to send a fundraiser email through it.

It also seems like it will go off, sound and vibration, whenever someone posts. Trump is awake at 2 AM. You will not be able to shut off your phone or stop the noise until you handle this. It will also drain your battery by being a surprise 2 AM noisemaker.

Don't put it on your phone. It's actually stealing less data than I expected (I mean, yes, OBVIOUSLY it's tracking your location and sending that to any cop who's bored, but it isn't taking any credit card info, so hey, that's nice), but it still can access and fuck up anything saved on your phone, record any unlocking method you use including fingerprint and face, and seems to want to do so to force you to suddenly have an explosion of noise.

Again: this may extend to dropping a call for an ambulance.

Don't install it.

[zeemczed]

I Decompiled the White House's New App

The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some

[pinkrangerv]

NEW INFORMATION CAME OUT!

Based on this article and other discussions with tech people, the app:

Provides your location, every 4.5 and 9.5 minutes, to Trump and company;

Can copy, modify, or delete information on your phone;

Can alter webpages you visit through them;

Has multiple security flaws;

Is creating a personal profile on users;

Can, in fact, interrupt phone calls, no definite answer on 911 but very likely;

Is showing signs of being spyware in unstated ways.

DO NOT INSTALL THIS.

[megaguardain]

A Cat

NSFW version here

[writing-prompt-s]

"through the use of a adamantine skeleton, alchemicaly grown flesh and mana stones for the heart and brain I've made the most human construct ever!" "Question why is it a woman wearing a maid outfit." "I have no idea she decided that and I have no idea where she got the outfit from."