Flesh Prison Janitor

Just trying to be kind(a funny). Currently studying to be a Flesh Prison HVAC technician. He/him

[flesh-prison-janitor]

They Made a Strange Love.

[eliyahu613]

this tweet. but for tumblr

[dashaibo]

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl

[semicolonthefifth]

Please leave the mall, you're making a scene.

[dashaibo]

You won't... Keep me... from Hot Topic... forever...

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[redstonedust]

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.

[melanqueerly]

Maybe accidental queer baiting? The way someone may not mean to say something rude, but it may come off rude, so it's rude. Frustrating either way.

[phinarei]

Not being a dick, just a friendly clarification.

By definition you can't accidentally queerbait. Queerbaiting is specifically using a same sex pair from the show to market the show to queer audiences with no intention of ever following through on a romantic relationship.

There is officially licensed Destiel merch signed off on by Kripke. Teen Wolf had a commercial with the actors for Derek and Stiles draped over each other talking about being "on a ship." Both shows actively used scenes between them as marketing while actively mocking fans for wanting them together. Sherlock has multiple characters refer to Johnlock as a couple, including characters we're supposed to believe are never wrong about human behavior and pushed those scenes in marketing. Then they acted insulted when fans saw them as a couple.

That's queerbaiting.

Done on accident it would just be queer subtext. Done because they had no other choice due to censorship is queer coding.

The specific meaning of the word is really starting to get lost and it's a pretty important one to keep accurate. It describes a very specific phenomenon that was done repeatedly and maliciously for decades and is meant to examine that specifically.

Doing it on accident sucks, but it isn't a tactic of capitalism intentionally intended to suppress queer representation while making money from queer fans.

[joyandotherstories]

Reblogging to keep the accurate definition and examples of queerbaiting circulating in the world

[narcissistcookbook]

I had something to say but I’ve forgotten how to say the shrimplest words 🦐

😡

[smbc-comics]

This is also why Daisy Duck has more linguistic capacity than Donald.

Check out the bonus panel on the site.

Upcoming book signings this summer.

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[depsidase]

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[feefal]

Mermaid in decay

[sinner-fae]

Saw this and immediately thought of this :

@narcissistcookbook and @feefal giving similar but different.

[lakariancityamusementcenteradult]

Julian winds up being in the Dominion prison for more than a month with very little real chance of escape (they had a plan but let's face it, it was a long shot) and he obviously comes back fundamentally changed by the experience

Then straight after that, the secret of his genetic enhancements gets found out and you see that clearly the way the Federation deals with the few people like him is to lock them away for forever. He says that they don't just lock people up for being genetically enhanced, but is he really confident about that? Is that actually true? The only contemporary cases of genetically enhanced people he knows of besides himself are three people who are involuntarily, permanently institutionalised. He's just an exception, as he says. So immediately after the worst thing that has ever happened to him is finally over and he's free, he's placed in a different situation where the organisation that he believes in so much might throw him back into prison and throw away the key a second time.

Then Sloan puts him through a simulation where he's going to be imprisoned for the rest of his life again.

This is all to say that Julian probably doesn't like confined spaces that much more than Garak does.

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[cubewaano]

do you guys think a shark has ever eaten an ant

[ratfuck]

yeah one ant couldve crawled on the ceiling at an aquarium and tripped and falled and landed in the big tank full of big ass fish and coincidentally drifted right into the open mouth of a shark just swimming because sharks need to keep moving with their mouths open to breathe or else they’ll die and float belly up at the aquarium and make little kids cry because they think someone just murdered baby shark I think its at least plasable

[cubewaano]

do you think a shark would like the taste of ants if it could eat enough of them in one bite to taste them

[ratfuck]

no i dont like the taste when i eat them i dont think they would like the taste if they ate them its probably for real like poison to them idk.

[cubewaano]

okay

[flesh-prison-janitor]

Fire ants have a really fun sour flavor that sharks might enjoy.

[redstonedust]

gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary

[crazymuffin1]

gay sex truehomo% glitchless sub7min WR

[redstonedust]

gay sex alternate ending cut content & easter eggs explained

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[depsidase]

[narcissistcookbook]

Thank you so much for playing that chunk of Fungus last night! My best friend requested it for me.

What does a guitar have to do to earn a name?

I actually don't tend to name inanimate objects, it always felt contrived to me. Going back as far as calling my teddy bear Teddy