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“Louis was used to getting up for his morning walk at 10. Schedule changed and morning walk time is now 6am. He was not emotionally prepared for this.”

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explorerrowan

I have never seen a dog more clearly communicate “are you fucking kidding me?” before.

drtanner

The little uncomfortable lick really does it, lmao

french-romarin

To note:

FR: concentrer /EN: focus

FR: écureuil /EN: squirrel

FR: pingouin /EN: penguin

FR: câlin /EN: hug

bat--country-deactivated2026032

the “PINE-GUINE” fucking killed me asfgashasfg

maya-tl

Google Translate: focus

This man, with extreme amounts of self-confidence: fUCK US

fl0wereater

my bio prof: which parasite caused the potato famine?

the tiny desperate tired voice in my head: don’t say the english, it’s correct, but don’t say it

esoanem

This is a common misconception! As the English usually kill their host, we’re actually parasitoids not true parasites!

fl0wereater

now this is a correction i’ll stand for

schmergo

The Lincoln Assassination is really just wild if you think about it for a moment. The younger brother of one of the most famous actors in the country- himself a famous actor and heartthrob in his own right- killed the President in a theatre and yelled “Sic semper tyrannis,” a line often associated with Brutus, a character that his brother had famously played.

Like, imagine if Liam Hemsworth killed the Prime Minister of Australia at a red carpet movie premiere or something and yelled “I went for the head,” and Chris had to leave the Avengers press tour to tell everyone, “I swear I had nothing to do with this.” Imagine how weird that would be.

phdna

…a whole history major and yet this post is the first time I’ve fully appreciated the weirdness of the Lincoln assassination

reallyreallyreallytrying

you can call any man named richard “dick” and they can’t do anything about. incredible loophole. zero consequences. madness they haven’t shut this down