✨ amatus 🌙

he/they | level 34 | extremely queer a little bit of everything

[everypigeondeserveslove]

Happy International Women’s Day

[ooppo]

You guys aren't going to believe your fucking eyes

[gooselycharm]

two divas coming together to maximize their joint slay (in fortnite)

[roycohn]

every day i get on threads and see someone reinventing the kind of man sabrina carpenter sang about

[fremulon]

call me a patron of the ass library the way I'm checking out that butt

[flyingbunniesart]

welcome to my hoary/coultenet agenda

[asleepinawell]

on a scale of emet selch to lahabrea how well does your fave handle getting told they'll become a genocidal lunatic in the future

emet selch: first of all FUCK YOU second of all fuck you and fuck azem i would never do any of that you know NOTHING about me you uncultured little worm who doesn't own an air fryer i hate you and i have NEVER overreacted to anything in my life ever i refuse to even entertain this idea.... AND ANOTHER THING....etc

lahabrea: yeah that sounds like me lol

[moveslikekeithrichards]

they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly

[hauntedforsport]

"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

[kalliopii]

yeah and they’re good games so like??? i will speak

[kalliopii]

wait

[xoiue]

[my-dailydreams]

[maykitz]

[birdbigbutch]

you stole dog blood

[vhs-dvd-comboplayer]

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[stroebe2]

[lighthouseweeper]

[dogpuppy]

[qualifiedcutie]

[depsidase]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

probablemente no causa gonorrea. no podemos saber 100%

[rosedavid]

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??