Zephyr @flooflepuff - Tumblr Blog

To be clear, this person has blocked the equivalent of the entire population of Minneapolis, plus an extra 119 folks. This persons block list would be the 46th largest city in the united states.

Not criticizing, i'm just impressed.

ceekari

curating their internet experience for real

millenniallust4death

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

millenniallust4death

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

psycorax

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

leavescrown

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

millenniallust4death

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

millenniallust4death

@sseanettles

#hello again martin and bosco!! sending you boys round for another go :)

Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD

petermorwood

I’ll always reblog Martin and Bosco when they splash across my dash, because of Reasons.

What’s loved, lives.

vaspider

There is something truly beautiful in seeing a comment like that from someone so very loved and recently lost.

Yes, Peter, you’re absolutely right. What’s loved, lives. You three boys all come back around again to see me again soon, okay?

charl0ttan

parent cats are crazy because they have the protectiveness of a parent but at the end of the day theyre still just cats

charl0ttan

your mama plays with toy mouse. and feather on stick

stu-pidity

muppetshow2026

slime monster obama: my jello americans

schizoproud

the-upper-shelf

Lil cutiefly illustration

lutraviolet

i keep forgetting to post sorry, heres scolipede stretching like a kitty

animentality

puppygirllaika

To be clear, this person has blocked the equivalent of the entire population of Minneapolis, plus an extra 119 folks. This persons block list would be the 46th largest city in the united states.

Not criticizing, i'm just impressed.

ceekari

curating their internet experience for real

pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

wdapteo

this post is officially a decade old now

mutantrenegade

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

ms-demeanor

This is not a Goncharov, this literally happened, here’s the Wikipedia article about it.

proletarianprincess

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

cannibality-deactivated20250227

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

livenudegirl

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat

can I volunteer to be a penguin

commander-damneron

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

runrunningrunner

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

breatherunlive

I love everything about this post.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

A GOOD POST

shadesofmauve

A lovely older friend of mine lived in Edinburgh when she was a small child, and regularly attended the penguin parade – as a penguin. That is, she was a small toddler and thus about the right height and speed, and she just waddled along with everyone else who was about 2’ high.

So the answer to ‘can I volunteer to be a penguin’ is at least occasionally ‘yes.’

shydeerwolf

Nils Olav is recognised by Guinness World Records as the highest-ranking penguin

Nils Olav outranked the human Nils Egelien [his name-sake] from 2005 until Egelien died on 11 December 2020, aged 87.

please read the wiki its a a 3 minute read

mzimnt

"What's the square hole?"

noehaddock

Birdie

vildartzy

Some JinuRumi for the soul AUGGGGGH ✨️

flooflepuff

This is GORGEOUS

hottubsandwiches

aroace desert duo hooray!!

meowmikyu

the archivists aren’t loving that I’ve been quietly ranking every piece of pottery on a scale of how satisfying I think it’d be to give it a good chuck

meowmikyu