awkward on the internet

[doctorbotspank-deactivated20141]

for thanksgiving, i’d love to give thanks for robot porn

[nightinthewoodsgame]

[killerville]

So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them right. Reblog if you're secretly a dickhag, an evil minotaur, a clump of hair and fingernails and eyeballs, a catdog, a necrophilimancer, a lifelong resident of Florida, an axe murderer, a pedant, a dracula, a large bird, a hippobuttamus, a vagina satan, or a poltergeist.

[yoannmichaux]

[itsnotsafe-toswimtoday]

Advertising done right. For sure.

[italktosnakes]

This is brilliant.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

For the curious: in German, it says, “Life is too short for the wrong job.”

[fagboysupreme]

ITS BACK ON MY DASH

[mspbandj]

I love the fact that the petrol guy has a cigarette in his mouth

[h10z]

これは面白い！！！！！三(‘ω’)三( ε: )三(.ω.)三( :3 )三(‘ω’)三( ε: )三(.ω.)三( :3 )三(‘ω’)

[ethernetcabl3]

[cyberia-mix-deactivated20181129]

[floorcandy]

BUT WHY DON'T I OWN THIS???

[floorcandy]

mrbutts:

Franz Kafka presents: "The Metamorphosis 2, Electric Bugaloo"

Is that a Breakin’ 2 reference???

[fuzzy-robot]

can I hire one of you to be my colorist

your payment will be in the form of me singing tender ballads into your ear as we work side-by-side, an unstoppable team

[floorcandy]

IT'S ME. I'M YOUR GUY. MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE. FULFILL THE PROPHECY.

[fuckyeahviralpics]

[floorcandy]

If I recall my history correctly, this is the final boss America had to fight in World War II.

[acetrainerbitch-deactivated2011]

[millenniumtinnyrod]

daftanddirect:

this is why you do not get into cars with people you don’t know

because they’re probably Kaiba

I hate it when this happens.

[weinerman-tested-deactivated201]

spider momma passes an old overly friendly tarantula gentleman on the street

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

what men think women love to be called:

babe

baby

sweetie

honey

sexy

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

lamp shade

broken chair

Samuel L Jackson

dirty dish rag

Mr.Clean

[space-bridge-to-nowhere]

The classic Gestalt Defense. [Full video]

[dylsifer]

Tactical thinking at its finest.

[oxboxer]

CHARACTER + BG COMMISH

[meladoodle]

*goes to fistbump mirror but my reflection goes for the high five*

[phantoms4evr]

SHEER UNADULTERATED TERROR

[vaspim3]

Special thanks to all the 10 year olds out there for making all those music lyric videos on Youtube