I Reblog Memes And I Love Dogs

Just another lesbian drifting through life.

[halloweentrickortreat]

[mcgibbykins]

The Category Is...

Taint Shots!

He loves to talk about our taints so I appreciate it when we get photos from this angle.

These aren't regular crotch shots, these show off the undercarriage. In my mind, there is science behind this. Something about angles, pant seams and cheek cleavage.

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

[sandmandaddy69]

[arianod]

Always forgotten. Remembered never.

[vitamin-death]

are you okay?

difficult question

[guerrillatech]

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

do you support the war in vietnam?

ma’am this is a John Lennon/Paul McCartney erotica blog

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

and SCENE! that was my impersonation of what i think tumblr would be like in the late 1960’s. just to clarify this is a joke. this isn’t real. there is no beatles erotica here. it’s a bit. it’s a joke

[lastvalyrian]

this post is a failure because I was completely willing to accept both John/Paul fanblog and people demanding political positions on the Vietnam War in 2020 without question

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

[cephalopodvictorious]

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

[bastillearda2018]

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

[erdsthenerds]

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

[threehourstonevada]

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore. 

[sweeeettay-deactivated20210523]

There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

[dynastylnoire]

I’m so ready for sundress season. 

[whenemmafallsinlove]

reblog to save a thigh

[earthlyeaysia]

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

[flametwirler]

Also bandelettes, anti-thigh chafing bands. I love these things.

[beyondthemoor-deactivated201812]

share share share and be confident and comfortable in your dresses/skirts this summer, lovelies! :)    

[yourladyindank]

Gold bond

[dynastylnoire]

The time is nearly upon us

[submissive-dumbass]

Coconut oil?

[lipstickandbarbedwxre]

I use FemFresh talc. It’s kinder to the skin than the Johnson and Johnson brand and specifically designed to be used around intimate areas

[fiddlepickdouglas]

There’s a brand called Snag Tights (link is to the US version of the site, there is a UK version) that has really inclusive sizing and they make what they call Chub Rub Shorts, which come in all sorts of colors, to wear under dresses and skirts, or just to walk in the house

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[mtsainthelens]

happy lesbian day of visibility

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

Why do you hate cishet people so much

whats not to hate

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

fksjdcnksjnfjhd

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

what in the goddamn world

[karnalesbian]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[uiruu]

hallowed be thy ween

[cicadianrhythm]

you’re gonna hollow out my what

[uiruu]

your ween

[wannacuppatealuv]

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

[lustformcgrath]

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

[writing-and-nutmeg]

Me: I’m gonna sit down and write!!

My brain’s ability to string words into sentences:

[kaiisens-deactivated20210811]

my blog is a safe space for anyone who’s written “sorry :(” on a math test before

[midiport]

[prismatic-bell]

“Get Down” remains one of my favorite memes of all time and I am DEEPLY gratified to see the new generation grabbing it.

[stability]

[uiruu]

hallowed be thy ween

[cicadianrhythm]

you’re gonna hollow out my what

[uiruu]

your ween