i'm feelin myself

weird and funny and pretty things that i like

[lackeyhenchman]

I don't know. I just don't know

[c3po]

tumblr is like a water hole

[ggggggddg]

Explain

[c3po]

[youforgivehowgodforgives]

we need to normalize two little kittens going on a walk no bib no crib no problem

[youforgivehowgodforgives]

we need to normalize this right now

[firegfarchive-deactivated202106]

me

[parakeet]

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

[friendshapedhuman]

Marzipan asks that you not interrupt her nap with your telepathic powers again thank you

[parakeet]

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

[torturelabyrinth]

Cats will sit outside your closed bedroom door beeping so sadly and brokenly and then when you finally let them in they walk around for 10 seconds and leave

[unshrink]

Interviewer: “okay so, why should we offer you this place?”

Me: 

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

[crimegoku]

*sticks to you*

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

[sheglows]

[son-of-malinalxochitl]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[funnytwittertweets]

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[mockiatoh]

This post changed us fundamentally

[lambhooves-deactivated20180128]

[expee]

[unclefather]

girl from my high school: I don’t know how I was so lucky to land THE sexiest man I have ever seen but I must be doing something right. Can’t wait to get home and have sexy times with the most attractive king..

the man in question:

[lampwic]

I'm sorry, but this little dude's a cutie.

[unclefather]

that “little dude” is called the Beatles