Floris_Lane

Writer and self-proclaimed Cluedo champion

[anonymousalchemist]

being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out. 

[jewishevelinebaker]

Its always "why is this mom selling her daughter" and never "why is one direction buying a person" smh

[aucatgirl]

[hideandsneakless]

[id: the first image is a screencap of ty lee with a tweet edited over it that says “being grossed out by another person’s energy and mentality is such a real thing.” the second image is a screencap of mai who, looking annoyed, responds “that’s called disliking someone.” end id.]

[cactusjuiced-atla-quotes]

"The Runaway"

Toph, over the phone: Hey, Katara and I need to borrow 2,500 yuans.

Aang: Why on earth would you guys need 2,500 yuans?

Toph: For an escape room.

Aang: What kind of escape room costs 2,500 yuans?

Toph: Jail.

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

[toastbutteregg]

[honestlyley]

they in love

[ghost-woods]

my favorite part of too many spirits live was ryan absolutely losing it over someone's username being "pegging mothman" and shane trying to carry on while ryan was doubled over cry-laughing for literal minutes

[peggingmothman]

This is my contribution to society

[4x01]

actually twitter is great because you get to see supernatural writer robert berens like tweets like this

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

you weren’t a “well behaved” child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict

[beguilewritesstuff]

[wannacuppatealuv]

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

[lustformcgrath]

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

[brawltogethernow]

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

[hello-incorrectavatarquotes-here]

sokka: i guess you could say i've fallen for you.

zuko: you literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs how are you even alive-

[ort-smort]

Turtleduck

quak quak

[afoxnamedmulder]

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

[zelly-fangirl]

*kicks down door*

CALL IT GREAT BATSBY

[peachy-pumpkin-deactivated-deac]

love triangles can’t exist without at least 1 lgbt person. cishets just don’t know how shapes work

[peachy-pumpkin-deactivated-deac]

I’ve created this helpful info graphic

[ros3quart2]

Most of the characters that people call a love triangle is really just a love corner. And the woman is usually backed into it.

[neongreentoxicity]

Reblogging for the last comment

[florislane]

Enemies to ‘replacing your absent father figure’ is a god tier trope, change my mind.

[florislane]

[florislane]

Enemies to ‘replacing your absent father figure’ is a god tier trope, change my mind.