Lil monbebe

I write lil scenarios, imagines, and edits if you want one just ask 💘💎 :)

[ladyrijus]

Reblog if Chan is a hero

I’m trying to prove a point

[flower-jeonghan]

My feed on here is on crack omfg

[sandersstudies]

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

[i-will-physically-fight-you]

Dogs.

[sandersstudies]

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

[rinofwater]

The sky

[sandersstudies]

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

[roman-flair-deactivated20190203]

Super Mario Bros.

[sandersstudies]

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

[shuouichi]

John Mulaney

[sandersstudies]

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

[starryvioletnight]

Omfg

[fainsworld]

Pokemon

[sandersstudies]

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

[everwizard]

OP

[sandersstudies]

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into

[afreshdonut]

SVSJSBSJS

[flower-jeonghan]

Ajsjk omfg

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

[flower-jeonghan]

wow

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[quincette]

🤞🏽

[flower-jeonghan]

Oh I hope this works

[smarter]

Not all heroes wear capes

[flower-jeonghan]

Bless his soul

[tenderstems]

scream she might be wise beyond her years

[probablyshitting-deactivated202]

sis has some validity to her statistics 

[flower-jeonghan]

I love her 😂😂

[selinakylebat]

[flower-jeonghan]

He just wanted his damn cherry slushy and to be an American bro😪😪😪

[kllingboys]

uhhhhh I need a boyfriend so I can lay on top of him and sleep 

[flower-jeonghan]

Same😪

[bearjins]

‼️ stop thinking people who listen to kpop want to be korean ‼️

[04tamacha]

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast

[simplistic-things]

This and thinking that us kpoppers strictly only like koreans/Asians. That’s annoying as hell.

[keashaulrica]

Yeah, a lot of k pop fans are called Koreaboos just because they like kpop, liking kpop, liking Korean culture or learning the language doesn’t make you a koreaboo

[thatscoolbaby-deactivated201810]

+

[flower-jeonghan]

Can't even hide his man titties

[fynctsbuuuts]

Reminder for all the young girls who read smut

Labia comes in all shapes and sizes. So don’t be ashamed if yours are bigger or smaller.

Yeast infections are normal and can happen to anyone, even virgins.

Vaginal discharge is NORMAL.

Vaginas are acidic enough to bleach fabric.

It’s NOT normal nor SAFE for vaginas to smell like sunshine’s and flowers. So leave it be.

Having sex has no correlation on how tight your vagina is

Sex is NOTHING like what pornhub posts or what smut tells you(lmao no shade, y’all the real mvp)

Sex is a beautiful thing. But it’s even more beautiful when it’s with the right person. So don’t feel pressured to lose your virginity quickly or have sex with anyone who you aren’t comfortable with.

[mitsuhidethesnek]

In case anyone needs this. I’m all about smut, but I also want ppl to know how the real shit works. I’m a sexology enthusiast so ask me anything.~

[suzi-q-uinn]

Hear hear on OP and @mitsuhidethesnek

Oh and dealing with the hairs down there can be an issue too. In porn every one looks perfect, bit it not that easy on a daily basis. Find what “hairstyle” suits you and what works for you when it comes to maintainance. It’s your body!!!

I love my and others smutty stories but it’s just stories. It’s just not sexy to write about yeast infections and such. (Btw boys can also have yeast infections!) So I don’t write about that, but that doesn’t make them go away in real life peeps. Sort them out, go GP and live with the fact that some are more prone than others to get them.

Also casual/unportected sex is very safe in a fictional story, but definitely not in real life. So suit yourself/your boy up and take your mental and emotional state into consideration.

There is only one you and you should guard that amazing you like a fierce lion(ess).

And to round it off. I love certain behaviours in Otome games and smut stories I’d never accept in real life. It’s fantasy so things allowed in fantasy land differ from real life. I’m mainly talking about touching without permission or even when the MC says no. Some games and stories take this (too?) far.

I’m looking at you Hayato in Love Gossip… You’re the worst. But I love you and love it (Cause it’s not real… Sorry Haya in RL you’d have a pretty little black eye by now…)

Basically I’m saying:

Make sure you know the difference between fantasy and reality!!

[mitsuhidethesnek]

Reblogging again for this amazing addition!

Also, as indulgent as i am for smut, i do actually love real life so pls dont feel pressured to be super seductive lol. Some of the fun is fumbling and giving feedback and giggling and long kisses that honestly arent what’s considered exciting to watch in porn but is super lovely in real life. Then again, amateur genre is really popular, and i see lots of headcanons that embrace awkwardness. So enjoy. <3

[nyktoon-in-otomeland]

Some additional resources for people who want to learn more about sex & sexuality for safety and confidence:

I highkey recommend Dr. Emily Nagoski’s book Come As You Are for more about the health and science of getting sexy. She also does Ted Talks. :3c The cover is, HMM cringey in how hard they go with the marketing, but the content (re: the psychology of sexuality and relationships) is excellent.

[Image from https://dirtinyourskirt.com/podcast/emilynagoski/ - I have not listened to the podcast]

Also highkey recommend Erika Moen’s & guest artists’ sex education comics over at her Oh Joy, Sex Toy! site. [ https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/category/comic/education-comic/ ] Of course, the content is NSFW, but if you need a resource for staying safe while getting sexy or for figuring things out, it can be a very good starting point. It’s divided into categories for Health, Sex & Sexuality, How-Tos, Interviews, and Kinks.

Enjoy & stay safe~! Your body, with whatever parts it’s rocking, doesn’t have to fit a certain mold to be lovable and sexy. Come as you are. :)

[destinedatmidnight]

Guys this is all so important ^ please remember, as great as smut is, real life is so different!

(Also apologise to anyone who felt uncomfortable seeing this on their dash, but I do maintain the philosophy that all knowledge is good knowledge so I felt this was important to share!)

[randomchick29]

Also, don’t feel ashamed to talk about sex if you need to because it’s important to be educated on this sort of thing. As a sexually liberated female, I know how it feels to be slut shamed and all that jazz, but it’s important to be educated. Remember, as long as it’s safe and consensual, sex (and other sex related things) are great!

[suzi-q-uinn]

Reblogging for great additional info p9sted after my comment.

I also like to add that in smut girl come easy and all the time often with only vaginal stimulation. I read year ago that actually over 50% of women can’t orgasm unless their clitoris is stimulated. So don’t think you’re weird if you are one of them. You’re in the majority. Again it’s just fiction. Find out what you like and experiment, then tell your bed partner or direct them without words if you have to so they know what you like.

Any questions I’m happy to answer. As long as they are serious, obviously. Xx

[reneotomegirl]

Reblogging for all the great added content! Since most of the peeps I know here are smut whores too, figured a little smex education isn’t a bad thing to pass along. ☺️

[massivelimestonecube]

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

[massivelimestonecube]

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

[massivelimestonecube]

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

[spectral-bargheist-deactivated2]

chaotic good

[youcancallmecactus]

How did I go from an innocent child reading fantasy books and blushing if the main characters kissed to a teen reading smutty fanfics in public with a straight face

[flower-jeonghan]

This is the most accurate thing I've read all day

[flower-jeonghan]

This is so cute stop

He notices the puppy is sleeping then tells the others to whisper😭❤️ and then they are just quiet while the pup sleeps my whole heart is crying in the club rn

[itsamemomo]

BIGBANG Seungri Scandal (long read)

BIGBANG’s Seungri has become a suspect in soliciting prostitution- which goes against South Korea’s anti-prostitution law. Alleged Kakao Talk messages have been leaked of Seungri handling prostitution services for rich investors and it’s believed the women are traded in the clubs which Seungri founded. Club ‘Burning Sun’ and 'ARENA’ are currently under investigation by the police.

It’s not been confirmed yet if he is innocent or guilty. I get it’s hard to come to terms if someone you like could be doing shady and illegal stuff but that’s the real world. If you want to continue to support Seungri that’s up to you, but I feel like many are being very ignorant about the whole situation.

Prostitution is illegal in Korea but the industry is striving. Hundreds of thousand of women become involved with the sex industry and it’s estimated about 20-24% of men have payed for sexual services. The sex industry grosses 1.6% GDP in South Korea (from 2007). Even run away youths as young as 15 and elderly women in their 70s (Bacchus ladies) find themselves apart of prostitution. The legalization/criminalization of the industry is very muddy- some women depend on it as their liviliehood while others are there out of desperation or even sex trafficking. Even if you believe prostitution should be legal, I think it’s agreeable that a bunch of men messaging each other about offering and paying for a prostitute- a woman, a human being- like she’s some kinda of merchandise is very unnerving.

It’s one thing to say “I want to support Seungri but I don’t agree with what he did and I understand it’s wrong if he is guilty. I think he’s better than that and he can change and I want to be there for him” but some comments sounds like “It’s okay if my oppa did this illegal thing because I don’t care and will always love him and I wish people didn’t give him such a hard time :(”.

To ignorantly support him despite his possible charges, is like excusing the type of behaviour of handling women like merchandise, not just by Seungri but by ANYONE. And to see people blindly defend Seungri especially during the whole ATEEN and SOPA situation is even more upsetting, because it’s like people are saying that sexual abuse isn’t okay unless the perpetrator is someone you are a fan of.

NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.

[flower-jeonghan]

THANK U FOR THIS