[strandedlu11aby]

Imagine getting PREGNANT with the baby of your BOYFRIENDS BFF and then your boyfriend joins a GLEE CLUB so you join the GLEE CLUB to make sure he ain’t CHEATING with RACHEL BERRY but then you start liking the GLEE CLUB and the glee club teachers WIFE wants to buy your baby from you but then you get kicked off your CHEER SQUAD and get EXPOSED for cheating and he breaks up with YOU and you have your baby while Johnathan Groff sings BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.

Also ur a cheerleader and your name is Quinn fabray

[kingcatnine]

being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

[animentality]

[fluorescentbrains]

this lab safety training module is sending me

[fluorescentbrains]

I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[dopecarmilla]

[beardedmrbean]

[walkedtall]

a light that never goes out!

[jeekoftheweek]

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 3 LGBTQ Pride Textures for Storm Flag mod (x)

[daylightglitch]

ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL 💀💀💀

[icaseybaybee]

[jadechasegranger]

[lesphian]

things dan howell is too anxious to do:

admit to the dentist that he forgot his appointment

talk to someone he went to school with (will hide in the narrow crack behind a photo booth until they’re gone)

tell a child he can’t buy an axe

things dan howell is apparently perfectly capable of

shushing people in the theater

blowing bubbles on an airplane

taking out all the batteries from his in-laws’ clocks

[microsff]

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

[lionessfeather]

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

[casgirl]

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

[what-even-is-thiss]

I hate not living near a large body of water. Whenever I stand near a large body of water something deep inside me calms down for a while but I don’t live near enough to one to get that fix every two or three days so I’ve gotta make my maybe once a year trip to a river or ocean stretch out unnaturally long

[homunculus-argument]

Bringing a friend along to a doctor's appointment and explaining to the doctor that you like to have an eyewitness present to give an outsider account verifying how you were treated, and a doctor will nod and make a note on their papers "patient is actively hostile to all human life."

[menlove-archive]

I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game

[alterego77]