(insert witty title here)

if you're looking for a blog with a consistent theme, you've come to the wrong place.

[fuckyoubaker]

MONDAY.

SPITE AS FUEL.

[mark-gently]

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

[jatersade]

rozin truthers know (x)

bonus:

[dr-otter]

[the-fatal-impact]

Me pretending that I care about my 9-17 job…

[nohoperadio]

Are you still bitter about it sometimes?

yes

no

Remaining time: 2 days 2 hours

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[fatestayyuri]

whenever i go back through my blog to look for something i end up wasting a lot of time just looking at the posts because for some reason it's full of stuff i would reblog

[h0lyshift]

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

[anakin-skywalker]

STAR WARS PREQUELS APPRECIATION WEEK ✰ FAVORITE RELATIONSHIP The man he faced was everything Obi-Wan had devoted his life to destroying: Murderer. Traitor. Fallen Jedi. Lord of the Sith. And here, and now, despite it all… Obi-Wan still loved him. Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi in The Skywalker Saga (1999 - 2005)

[morepopcornplease]

fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦‍♀️

The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!

[onstoryladders]

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

[official-lucifers-child]

[notahorseindisguise]

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

[notahorseindisguise]

yeah flaying alive this is about flaying alive....

[dismalzelenka]

ah (ah ah ah) flayin alive flayin alive

[homunculus-argument]

"Can we please stop falling for shitty rage bait foot fetish cooking videos" should not be a sentence that ever needs to be said, but alas.

[notoriouscarrotman]

Falling for the who and the what now

[homunculus-argument]

[fake-guns-blazing]

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[nondelphic]

editing is just you vs. past-you in a duel of questionable comma placement and emotional instability

[omtai]

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this