the killing joke

[jperalta]

[bace-jeleren]

Holy shit, Dr. Tingle, go OFF!!!!

[witharsenicsauce]

That’s not all!

Bless Dr. Tingle!!!

[mclennonyaoi]

one day i’ll extinguish the sun. then you won’t see. none of you will fucking see.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I could turn into any animal I wanted and I used this power to free all animals from zoos.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Brendon Urie stole a Nemo plushie from a Disney store, took it to a bar, and had drinks with it.

[socialistexan]

Man, fuck Youtube for promoting this homophobic, racist garbage.

I'm so tired of this shit.

Get fucked, assholes!

[socialistexan]

The fact that youtube keeps promoting this garbage should be the biggest red flag that not only are they aware of the hard-right pipeline they've built but actively encourage it.

[butchflirt]

[sugaradore]

#KEEP THIS ALIVE

[timedeo-moved-deactivated202105]

i dont think its a joke people on twitter have already said they cant access it anymore in some countries, and columbia records posted this:

[hummingyogurt]

Conservatives will talk about “cancel culture” and be okay with this

[therandomninjakitty]

Based off this post by @one-time-i-dreamt

[one-time-i-dreamt]

THAT’S AMAZING!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My sleep paralysis demon was Corpse Husband and the reason I got sleep paralysis was because he was using his magic to make me stop fidgeting in my sleep because I was interrupting his games of chess and it was annoying him.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Nintendo released a new Mario game series called Mario Ballet where Mario was dressed in a tutu and junk like a ballerina and the mechanics were kind of like in Just Dance, but for ballet. People hated it.

[jame7t]

i put on the cat ears. I put on the maid dress. I enter the Paris catacombs. I am the thing that chases you

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[elphabaoftheopera]

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

[brucebocchi]

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

[adataraxia]

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

[softurl]

[sasukehateblog]

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

[painisthecleanser]

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

The two way mirror

[rinlockhart]

“listen here, cumslut.”

[tenaflyviper]

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

[nyokoko]

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

[looz-y]

that time when everyone praised this guy on facebook for being a Nice Guy, despite how he literally stalked this girl in college and at restaurants. called the girl a bitch for not accepting his advances.

[dullahanduffy]

im gonna cry

[knivesplushearts-deactivated202]

at the goblin market: i mustn’t buy a little goblin treat

when i get home: i wish i had a little goblin treat

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Egypt's first female ship captain Marwa Elselehdar has been falsely accused as being the captain of the Ever Given by some foreign media, in a story that went viral and garnered a lot of hate towards her.

The only problem? She was 370km away at the time, acting as the first mate of another ship (Aida IV) and had nothing to do with the situation in the Suez Canal.

I think we should all help spread this, since some people are still sharing the malicious slanderous fake posts about her!

[curlymcclain]

mary magdalene:

[guerrillatech]

[its-a-constant-vibe]

in this episode of, “is it the racism, or is it the homophobia?”

[thederpyllamaoflove]

It’s both.