Oh But Of Course

02/15/18

[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[commander-damneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

[runrunningrunner]

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

[breatherunlive]

I love everything about this post.

[systlin]

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

[imsoshive]

He ran up on his ex and her new bf and got dropped.

Tragic.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

He on the floor screaming like he in a shounen anime

[jackmeatington]

the choke/gurgle sound he made as he went down is fucking priceless

[juug-mayne-deactivated20160520]

The nigga laid him out and kept walking like he just turned around and looked at shawty and gave her thebgentlest “let’s go.”

[thighetician]

Jesus, I read “Shonen scream” but I still wasn’t ready.

Where does he even go from there, Rehab?

[thighetician]

Who wore it better?

[iverbz]

HE EVEN DID THE ANIME SCREAM. “KARINNNAAAAAAAAA”

[quixon]

I read the comments and still wasn’t ready for what I saw.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

this post, was great

[quixon]

I still aint ready tbh

[exposednebulas]

I think about this post and this specific commentary a lot.

[sagafrontierii-deactivated20180]

@neondestiny

[whitepeopledoingdumbshit]

Every second of this video is hilarious

[black-geek-supremacy]

ITS BACK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mouse-named-minerva]

The reach for his back at the end got me weak 😭😭😭

[embracingtheexhale-x]

Lmaooooo

[callmedeku24]

Y’all we going to hell for laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[legitimatelala]

The who wore it better 😂😂😂😂 I can’t breathe omg

[quotemadness]

You know it’s love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you’re not part of their happiness.

Julia Roberts (via quotemadness)

[wnq-writers]

I’m not good. The last year was indescribably terrible. And the year before that was even worse. I’ve reached a point in my life where I just want to disappear into nothingness. I want to be nothing.

dewdropheart  (via wnq-writers)

[love-personal]

[peeyonce-deactivated20200120]

5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

[xavier-dolan]

[bruce-wqyne]

This is live telecasted murder right here

[skullprincess]

I’m surprised she didn’t just leave

[themerrycaryler]

girl got dragged by her hair

[jaxuhmillion]

I AM SCREECHING

[baldcutie-deactivated20190106]

Violated. Her. Entire. Existence.

[stonedlilbrat-deactivated201801]

I will never not watch/reblog/boost the fuck out of this because honestly it’s the closest thing to perfection we have on earth

[yafavblogger]

Bruh her face the whole time. She was so hurt.

[ripplebreeze]

This added 20 years to my life expectancy

[hirschest]

[hailsithis14-deactivated2015101]

Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

#THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

YOU WERE NOT KIDDING

[surprisebitch]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[sleepsafe]

by an0nymoose on youtube btw, I joined tumblr to reupload peoples videos without source har har https://www.youtube.com/user/an0nymooose

[fluffhead21]

She's a real C U Next Tuesday Kinda Person

Why are you such a bitch? Someone should just throw your ass in a ditch You think you're all that And yet you hide the fact You're broke down and used So you fill your heart with booze You go around playing the good guys Asking yourself why you only get bad guys? You're a slut you're a whore You look like a wild boar All you do is lie Ask why you're even alive? I'll tell you why You need to own your life Stop complaining about the struggle You just mumble and grumble The only one that can change it is you And you're a lil past due You seemed like a damsel in distress But you really wanted the press To broadcast your whole life Like the news forecast I go on these rants And know it won't help me get over you tramp I hope you get a MIP While driving soaked in pee In jeans and a white tee So the cop Gene can see

[fluffhead21]

That feeling

Within me is fire It's more like a desire It feels like an itch The kind from a stitch Something is in there It's just not fair I want to shout But I can't let it out This dire need Is like a spire indeed My head fills with steam Flowing out of me like a stream Why am I this way? Why am I this way? This question tears me apart So much that I just want to depart I think about my hopes and dreams And how I cannot work in teams I just want to be me Why is that so hard to see

[mute4art]

[quotemadness]

It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt.

Tom Gates (via quotemadness)

[zodiacmind]

The Zodiac Signs Sleep Habits

Aries: Aries are a hyperactive sign and tend to have sleeping troubles. Their dreams are often intense and vivid, They find it very hard to wind down at night and ignore the health benefits of good sleep. Slide sleeping is known to improve sleep quality  Taurus: Sleep can be very fitful for Taurus if they are not comfortable. They are especially sensitive to their environment. They tend to sleep long and appreciate bed time. Meaningful dreams. Sleep best in company. Gemini: Gemini can survive off a fairly minimal amount of sleep - but it eventually catches up with them. Their minds are always racing in overdrive so sleep never comes easily. Many see sleep as an inconvenience and insomnia as productive ‘extra’ time Cancer: Cancer can have restless sleep patterns because they are likely to suffer nightmares a lot. Bedtime is especially volatile for Cancer because they dwell in all their troubles before sleep. They usually never feel completely ‘awake’ Leo: Most Leo are back sleepers and tend to drift off quite easily; unless they are stressed. They appreciate bed time and like to sleep amongst the most luxurious and sensuous of sheets and linen. Meaningful and precognitive dreams Virgo: Virgo cannot sleep if they are stressed or in an environment of disorder. Their chronic habit of overthinking makes it difficult for them to wind down before bed. They function most well when they have obtained a ‘sleep schedule’ Libra: Libra swing between sleeping too much and not enough. They can survive on minimal sleep for a short period then literally spend days in bed. A balanced sleep pattern is a good sign of inner equilibrium for Libra Scorpio: Scorpio’s sleep is directed by their state of moods. A ‘lifted’ Scorpio will survive off minimal sleep - pushing bed time back as late as possible as they fall into their concentrated obsessions. An unhappy Scorpio will become very hypersomniac and need a lot of sleep Sagittarius: Sagittarius can survive off a minimal sleep arrangement but tend to naturally exhaust themselves through the day. They can put off bed time by becoming too excited or hyper about things at night. Occasionally restless, meaningful dreams Capricorn: Capricorn appreciate their sleep and try to get as much as possible - knowing it is within their best interests. A stressed Capricorn will have pronounced sleep troubles - insomnia is a sign of great inner distress for this sign  Aquarians have pronounced sleep troubles and tend to be restless and uncomfortable in sleep. Their racing thoughts make it hard for them to wind down at night and their use of technology and reading before bed compounds their minimal sleep Pisces: Sleep is opium for Pisceans; and out of all the zodiac, they need the most hours. Their receptive nature means they are drained by others and sleep restores their energy reserves. Many never feel truly ‘awake’; they tend to have vivid and meaningful dreams More Zodiac Facts Here

[supposedtobe]

“You’ve been avoiding me,” he says softly. It’s not a question, it’s a statement. “I know.” Her eyes are on the tarmac and then on the constellations, but never on his face. “Why?” That makes her stop. She inhales a deep breath but regrets it a second later because now she can only smell him. Him, him, him. “Because it hurts to be around you and not have you.” Now it’s his turn to stop because the words are there now, separating him even further from her. “I’m sorry.” He can tell it’s not enough. Sorry is never enough. “It’s fine, I’m sure it’ll get easier.” She’s lying. He knows it and so does she. But neither of them say anything because it could never make a difference. Words will never be enough.

Denial is a heart’s best armour, 20/09/2015 (via afadingdancer)

[zodiacspot]

How He Acts When He’s In Love, According To His Zodiac Sign

Read all 12 here!

[fluffhead21]

Packed it to the top then blasted of🚀

[fluffhead21]

Love education

Why do we rely so much on school? Do people think we'll sit around and drool? The fact is time has changed That can't be staged The whole system is standardized And why? So we can be characterized? Our ancestors, the pedigree Just want us to get THAT degree All that money for a piece of paper Just to what? Look dapper They are crooks To make us slave away at books This democracy Is a hypocrisy You can criticize Just let me justify You'll go to school Follow the rules Get a job Guess what? You'll die too I'm saying every generation Needs education But there's more than one way To get by each day Don't let school be your minds' sedative Be creative

[fluffhead21]

Flying By

Days pass like exit signs Flowing by like green pines Each having different expectancies None with certain consistency Fallen trees We think wasted dreams Each day has their fees With that we fill with steam No sense In wasting time Each day can be a dime We stop corruption To end destruction What happened to the past? Living each day like its the last We must wipe this slate Of all the hate You’re given a deal It has to be real We can all be happy But it has to be sappy The worry of cash Is now in the trash The want of succession Is like the orchestra of depression Striking our pride In a single stride We are given one life Though it may feel like a plithe

- Daniel Singer