*in shrek's voice* oH HELLO THERE

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[aroacediscourser]

If you’re attracted to the opposite gender you’re not lgbt. Lmao

[deoxyribonucleics]

Fuck….. the News is In…. the B in LGBT now stands for Bongos…. im sorry “Bi” people………whatever those are…….

[xliiblujayx]

Please stop reblogging this. She apologized and she was just misunderstood due to bad portrayal/wording. She is a trans person herself, and is an exclusionist (Cis/Het Aces not being LGBT). Leave her alone. Stop this from cycling.

[junoris]

All aces are LGBT. Het, cis, or not, this person is an AERF and ace erasure is real.

[greenerydye]

Heya! My full piece for the @omniczine  ^ω^

[fluffy-fluffer-blog]

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[violentlydefending]

then what the fuck is the point

[wystarrya]

torbjorn is valid whether you like it or not

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Black kids are everything, I swear!

[mamaduafe]

Black kids inspire me every single day!!!!!

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

Originally posted by weegems

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[naamahdarling]

This really helped to make me less angry.

[chaosrose92]

It got better

[nobeatnomelody]

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[officialartdad]

tips on sneaking around

Try to sidle up against walls/furniture. Because the floorboards get little to no use there they won’t creak.

Either stand straight or crouch down, bending your knees slightly puts more weight below you and makes floorboards creak louder.

If you crouch, walk on the balls of your feet. Also, put a hand down on the floor between your feet so you A) spread out your weight/center of gravity and B) don’t fall.

If you’re standing straight, I don’t reccommend moving on your toes.

If you’re standing straight, put your hand on the wall and lean slightly backwards. Use your forward foot to test the floorboard for creaking before moving forward.

Needless to say, it’s best to sneak around in the dark. But if the lights are on and you know there’s someone awake don’t turn them off. That’s suspicious and will raise the awareness of the person you’re trying to evade.

Most microwaves DO have sound settings. However, if you don’t already know how to silence it do NOT try to figure it out while you’re sneaking around. The buttons will beep as you’re trying to figure it out, and it’ll be overall louder than if you just stopped the timer at 0:01.

Don’t underestimate the power of sleepiness. If you’re moving at night and make a noise it doesnt mean all is lost. If the person you’re trying to evade is asleep/going to sleep their brain may try to make up a reason to excuse the noise.

If you need to get OUT, the window should be your first bet. Opening a window is much quieter than unlocking a door.

If you need to get back inside eventually make sure the chain lock isnt attatched. Especially if you’re going out through the window.

[officialartdad]

Some people are concerned as to why I know this so well. It’s because I’ve spent my entire life mimicking fantasy rogues in thieves guilds.

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[foulserpent]

god not to beat a dead  horse but peak MOGAI tumblr is taking a Serious symptom of sexual trauma that is Absolutely Not a part of a healthy sex life and should be a sign that you should seek help. and calling it a sexuality

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

this is like…a major symptom of abuse

[closet-keys]

we desperately need more education on healthy sexuality, compulsory heterosexuality, internalized homophobia, sexual abuse, coercion, trauma symptoms, and meaningful consent to replace contextless validation of every experience with the implication that any possible relationship to sex is healthy. 

young people are being groomed into believing sexual abuse is just a natural part of their identity and it’s incredibly scary that abusers have been able to co-opt the general language of sexual/romantic orientation to normalize this.

it’s really important that adults help kids and teens in our community understand that this is not what orientation is. 

informed education needs to replace contextless validation

[jolder-archive-deactivated20221]

are you saying there was a bug causing you to see a set of teeth flying around???

[akroglam]

[toadoasis]

PSA

[loveyblossuhbumble]

This is really important

[grimgriffon-deactivated20171010]

:)