One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night

Matt • 23 • Atlanta

[mikeyshoeman]

[death-by-lulz]

Please post this tweet onto billboards near every beach

[khealywu]

Assorted cheese hell………yes

[kyuzonoodle]

are we not going to talk about the poem below that

[nuderefsarebest]

[a-telos]

I literally screeched.

[yeehawlw]

country toads take me home

[yeehawlw]

lead the way boys

[jetsetwife]

welcome to ihop

[memelzebub]

[wishthatiwascassysgirl]

I’m drunk and crying laughing at this help

[intensional]

Your blog fails to make me smile :) I love you!

did you forget the word never or is this a hate message 

[mtv]

[arcadeigannon]

please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks

[animals-are-other-nations]

[dalmonite]

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

[daysofstorm]

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

[roddaprime]

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

[gokuma]

BEST ADOPTED MUM

[advanced-procrastination]

“Half my children are fucking idiots but they’re my children and i love them”

[previoustags]

[shygaetano]

hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

[thebootydiaries]

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

[lap0ubelle]

I am currently cringing at this.

[thebootydiaries]

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

[swolecheck]

I literally want to bite you

[thebootydiaries]

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

[harrypotter4ever-always]

This actually hurts me… I didnt know a post could make me feel like i want to strangle fake potterheads slowly and wath them suffer

[thebootydiaries]

im sorry harrypotterfan4ever-always :( i didnt mean 2 hurted ur feelings :( like when professor snake hurt hairy in that one epsiode :(

[rkl3]

when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

[urulokid]

fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB

[somewhereguaranteed]

exactly

[kurgy]

what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck

[caringintensely]

[lictoas]

[angelicdevil]

The sarcasm in that reply

[when-my-walls-came-crashing-down]

Saw this post on Facebook the other day and these were some of my favorite replies!! This shit’s too good

[schraderbrauu]

Richard Mooney comes swinging in with the comment that made me snort.

[stunningpicture]

[19863]

What 60 feet of snow cleared in Japan looks like.

this is it this is the end

[podencos]

Mood

[darkeshi-deactivated20211115]

now everything fits

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

whats the hardest thing you ever had to admit to yourself?

[yallstillhere]

I’m the one holding myself back

[galaxyslime]

swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.

[zetsubobilly]

heck

[galaxyslime]

you’re on thin fucking ice

[galaxyslime]

oh no