King of edible leaves, His Majesty, the spinach

Hel, 31.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[jarring]

asked the guy at the furniture store down the block from me if i could buy this sign once he shut down the place for good and he said i could have it for free

[jarring]

my partner’s dad is staying with us and he keeps calling this my buddhist painting soo true beau

[zoesupreme]

well I think you odyssey a different movie

[dogpuppy]

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[bruzum]

[antiquesintheattic]

[victusinveritas]

[victusinveritas]

There's more:

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[turnupthestrobe]

[romanceyourdemons]

in retrospect my father was kind of iconic for how he handled it when he called someone a twat in front of little kid me and i asked what that word meant. the answer he came up with was, and i’ll always remember this, “no one knows what it means. it’s a mystery”

[jncos]

Life in Australia was hard. Kids at school all called me "povvo", due to both my family's poverty and the narrative occurring through my perspective.

[angelicguy]

Want one of your fishmongers to return? Just to go your MyMonger tab, click on "banished" in the dropdown menu, and select the gear icon to manage your shunned mongers.

[targetedknowledge]

[curioscurio]

fuck you fuck everything monkey peanut butter and jelly

[treecitysessions]

[birdsimulator]