King of edible leaves, His Majesty, the spinach

Hel, 31.

[it-kills-i]

[senatortedcruz]

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

[black-dreamscape]

recreation of an image i saw in a dream while looking at one of those lgbt friendly locations maps

[witchofanguish]

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat:

me: where'd daddy go?

baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy

me: peekaboo!

baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

[rockynewtoball]

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

[toskarin]

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[rexalogy]

[4waystreet]

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

[slunch]

i think all in all it's good that i clean my water bottle regularly now but I do miss my awesome nightmares every night

[harpsi-corpse]

The cards see all.

[knitmeapony]

[cutecipher]

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

[dreadwedge]

Piggy drinks delicious ambrosia from piggy’s holy trough, increasing piggy’s size and causing piggy to sprout long and beautiful locks of hair. And wings. Piggy also grows wings

[whompthatsucker1981]

[seobot]