Um

wtf tbh

[xxxvampbarbiexxx]

This is me btw

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

We need to be trinketmaxxing

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[quietwingsinthesky]

why are there half-elves and half-orcs but no half-dwarves

[quietwingsinthesky]

where are the half-halflings

[quietwingsinthesky]

look i simply do not believe that every other fantasy race in this setting is intermarrying and interfucking all the time. there should be at least some half-whatsits besides the elves and orcs. otherwise it feels weird.

[quietwingsinthesky]

there’s only so long you can go yeah we have all these fantasy species like orcs and elves and gnomes and dwarves and dragonpeople and furries but also they don’t ever interbreed before i start getting uncomfortable and looking around for the fantasy miscegenation laws

[mephistopheles]

midsummer: if the feudal strictness of your home kingdom can’t give you what you want, try going on an adventure guided by magical supernatural beings

macbeth: but not like that

hamlet: if you’re in a duplicitous violent world, your king and your peers and your girlfriend may lie to you, so only follow the advice of your steadfast best friend

othello: but not like that

as you like it: if you undergo a misfortune that causes you to hate your life in your city, give yourself a makeover and run away to the woods

timon of athens: but not like that

two gents: if you’re in love in italy, you can quickly and easily communicate important information via the verona postal service

romeo and juliet: but not like that

[theabigailthorn]

Henry IV Part 1: Man up and be tough

The Prince: but not like that

[mumblesplash]

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

[amber-writhing]

Some thoughts.

Kofi Tip jar

Edit: PLS READ!!

Hi guys!! Thank you so much for blogging. This post, into the one or two people who have donated to my coffee, I still need some more money in order to move away from my stalker so if you wouldn’t mind encouraging your friends to donate even one dollar, I could really use your help!!! donations work best but thanks for sharing it around anyways!! X

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[waterthedirtflowerslastforyou]

❤️🙏🏽

[thememedaddy]

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[dallydewdrop]

strength training my pinky finger so i can make better promises

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 1 hour

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sometimes even when talking about a genre of music that I like I’m like damn why does every song sound exactly the same

[what-even-is-thiss]

idk if there’s a name for it but there’s this specific type of pop music or like idk indie pop that’s mildly electronic but still sort of natural voice that became a thing in the 2010s that’s not as popular now but is still being made. Knox is making music like that if you’re familiar with that artist.

But anyways even though I like pop indie music, sometimes when I’m listening to it I’m like damn boy you really listen to this stuff? It all sounds exactly the same.

[dailyflicks]

HIGH ART (1998) dir. Lisa Cholodenko

[log6]

you think so much. You could think about a door for a hundred years and it would stay closed.