ça plane pour moi

mim // 22 // australia

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[istalkfashion]

[the-quasar-hero]

Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are

[mitski-miyawakis]

[cheerlessnes-s]

[dragonclawz2007]

Lisa Swallows moodboard ⚡🩷

[penroseparticle]

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

[thoodleoo]

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

[jouster-ari]

What they're doing to you:

[dambiex]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[thenwedied]

I am dead.

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[fatefulfindings]

for 2 years this post has appeared in my head every time I interacted with a customer service live chat. that great you can go ahead and order it.

[pigeonculttt]

The Trans Agenda is to Keep My F*cking Friends Alive — sol rios

published as part of the Citizen Trans* {Project} by New Words Press

[this-is-my-goddamn-revolt]

[ID: The Trans Agenda Is To Keep My F*cking Friends Alive

sol rios

At 2pm and 2am. Sleep, I remember you. Please, wait for me. I send out 7 reminders to eat a day. Like little paper lifeboats. It’s nothing. And it keeps me afloat. I forget to eat too. I need company for my shot. .3ml of Estradiol over facetime. I tell my friend I’m being a baby about it, she says woman up. Daylight savings swallows up the hour in question. I was going to sit in the bathtub until you responded. And I need you to keep you alive for me. Just until Thursday. Just through to 6 am. I can send you 14 dollars for soup. I can lend you my ears. You’ll need both hands to hold a heart. Your razor clinking against the counter. In a dream I almost slip into, I reach through the phone and hide the blade in my open palm, before you notice. Text me, I say. In the morning. I love you. I need you alive. We can figure out the rest tomorrow. With or without sleep. With or without the light of the morning. /END ID]

[thememedaddy]

[xennialwarriorprincess]

Nichelle Nichols. Circa 1962. Colourised by me. Find more here.

[sycamorality]

💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall

[ispyspookymansion]

[scunthotter]

So as much as Ilya likes being domesticated, I cannot believe that man has given up clubbing. He's been a little clubrat since he was able to get in the door of Moscow clubs at way too young of age.

Ottawa has a fuckass nightlife but whenever they're in a city with good clubs Ilya goes out and drinks and dances and at the end of the night (the agreed upon negotiated time) Shane shows up and Ilya "picks him up" then they go back to the hotel for nasty hook up sex.

For Ilya this feels like having his cake and eating it too. He gets to be his sleazy clubrat self, then he gets to take home the hottest man in the club and have nasty sex with him, then he gets to end the night snuggled up in his husband's arms.

[megatome]

a tardigrade has fallen and scraped all eight of his little knees

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I gave him 8 tiny bandaids for his 8 tiny knees <3

[megatome]

OUGGHHHH

[cheaphalloweencostume]

no literature necessary, the description alone made me laugh helplessly