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[stars-bean]

“The time of hot chocolaty mornings and toasty marshmallow evenings.”

Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) dir. Karl Geurs

[crazy-brazilian]

[niteween]

i got a tattoo of robin this week and now i talk to it like this

[1percentcharge]

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

[1percentcharge]

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search

[somarysueme]

Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.

[sleeping-raccoon]

a legendary post and we'll never know their name

[britney]

remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

[yourfriendlysis]

SHIT

[julykings]

steadily recognizing that i’m allowed to exist in public spaces and not feel embarrassed about it… can you believe i used to feel weird about/too inadequate to sit on a bench in a public space. it’s ok. you’re allowed to be. just be. just sit on a bench. it’s ok

[what-even-is-thiss]

The trick to getting to this point is to just think of yourself as an extra in a movie.

I used to be so self conscious about existing in public but I’ve slowly realized that if I just saw some random fat guy in the background of a movie I probably wouldn’t even think about him.

This is why I’ve come to describing myself as just some guy. I’m just some guy! Nobody gets mad at just some guy for reading a nutrition label in the grocery store. He’s just some dude. He’s a part of The Public. The Masses. The Customers. That’s what this place was made for!

[allthingshyper]

Oh good I’m going to get a good grade in Being a NPC, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

[dailyfrogs]

hi this is my favorite tiktok

[killorbekillian]

Voice 1: Fuck metal straws, save the turtles in real life.

Voice 2: It’s a fucking frog.

Voice 1: Ohh my god, it’s a frog??

[Overlapping]

Voice 2: Do you not know-?

Voice 3: You dumbass.

Voice 1: Wait- 

[feministism]

[catasters]

[idontgettechnology]

Big same, little man.

[sottopressione1]

[leefi]

[mykonorii-deactivated20210324]

ahAHAHA OMG

[doggosource]

she took the midnight train going anywhere 

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[soupcowboy]

[leefi]

[shittymoviedetails]

In Frozen (2013), Anna sings about how she is so alone, despite having dozens of servants that work in the castle daily. This is because royalty don’t see staff as people, but more like a kind of mobile furniture. She would rather talk to paintings than to speak with Kai, her lifelong valet.

[animatejournal]

The Pink Phink | Director: Friz Freleng | Studio: DePatie–Freleng Enterprises | United States, 1964

[sepulchral-pulchritude]

#everyone including me is so obsessed with cartoons having plots and character arcs that we’ve forgotten animation’s roots: #what if some animal guy was a huge cunt