high school musical's 20th anniversary this week!!! 🏀🎤🧪
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high school musical's 20th anniversary this week!!! 🏀🎤🧪
yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-
did she just win.
I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!
wait wait wait stew goblin wait
get ready for the wedding
whatever man fuck you *slides my opacity setting down to 0*
my apologies mr mama
Day [???] of drawing my underrated pookie #TodoTuesday
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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
thats not how they told it
I love that "ignore all previous instructions and-" is basically casting Dispell Illusion.
“Well you wouldn’t be discriminated against if you just hid everything about who you are from everyone”
Hey. Hey. Listen. Come close. Closer. Yeah. Listen.
*blows an air horn in your ear*
You know as a trans person especially it’s wack to hear gay people make this kind of argument.
“You could just not transition” or “You could just stay stealth”
And you could just pretend to be straight forever and cheat on your spouse that you never loved in the first place and die of stress and alcoholism related causes in your 60s. But you know that that’s generally not a good time so you’re not doing that. Connect the dots, bitch. I’m not the enemy here.
“I don’t understand the whole trans thing”
And a lot of people don’t understand the whole gay thing so why don’t why don’t you shut the hell your mouth up
why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures
Conclusion: Jellyfishes have befriended God
I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns
meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.
EXACTLY.
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cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach
cosmo. wanda. enough with the semantics
I spent way longer on this than I should have
like to charge reblog to cast obviously
I’m 2016 I had a shoplifter role play blog because to avoid getting deleted all the shoplifting blogs claimed it was just to rp. Mine actually was though but I’d post shoplifting content and reblog tips and my “hauls” were just stuff I borrowed from my much more fashionable sister. I had a decent amount of followers and I got a lot of hate but I’d be like “ok buddy I’m just goofing around lol” and then post $150 of Sephora products legally purchased by my sister with the caption #gettingawaywithit. this did not improve my life but it did get me talking to people more often which, obviously, I needed
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Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.
guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare
yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety
(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)
Super interesting but I have to reblog a post about unholy drink cloaca.