Necroplantcy

I just want snacks and monsters

[sevserez]

Soldier, Poet, King

They’re on their way to see Jade btw.

[hgtonu1]

Mirror, mirror, on the edge of existence.

In case you think otherwise about the meaning of the art. No. Dirk didn't kill Bro. He is already dead and thats it. I have to put it here because it seems like even putting in the comment won't work.

[spidersdaily]

This spider is in hell. This spider is in hell and youre laughing.

[flyinglimes]

You damn straight I'm laughing

[baddywronglegs]

[aromanticduck]

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

[aromanticduck]

The opposite of this is a 'coke and mentos' dynamic, where the two people are generally chill and likeable but being around each other makes them both wild and chaotic.

[aromanticduck]

Here's the breakdown:

[relaxxattack]

[aromanticduck]

Oh... yeah. Yeah, you got me there.

They warned me about the nature of humanity. They told me dog.

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[argumate]

so hard to find these guys

[chroniclesofachemist]

IF NOT FOR EAT WHY CAKE?

IF NOT FOR MOUTH WHY HONEYCOMB?

IF NOT FOOD WHY LOOK LIKE FORBIDDEN SNACK?

[gigithedolly]

[kiki-or-bouba]

This post is: Bouba

[corpsebod]

Uh really lost my marbles finding out the biggest species of roach is called megaloblatta longipennis. They really named that big baby “long penis”??

[corpsebod]

Still thinking of mega long penis

[the-crafty-coyote]

@cryptid-artha

[cryptid-artha]

*cackles*

[cpericardium]

[themainspoon]

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

[oysters-aint-for-me]

BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[chemicalcain]

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

[ariadne-mouse]

he is Calculating

[flyinglimes]

South of midnight is an absolutely beautiful game, the graphics and story, oh and don't get me started on the music I love it!

Spoilers.

But everyone in that game failed that girl besides the ghost. So much of this could have been avoided had somebody told the poor girl anything about her family. She didn't know about either sides, specially the dangerous one!

The hell you mean you never told her nothing about her crazy ass abusive grandmother? The hell you mean you've never said anything about something from your own great grandmother?

Could have mentioned anything whatsoever to her about "maybe Molly isn't evil!"

But no. Stubborn and stuck. Her mother failed to prepare her or warn her about a very real threat she's always asked about. And it almost killed her.

Bunny is an awful person yes, but her mother should have taken steps to earn her ESPECIALLY given her job.

I am happy they reunited, and maybe they can sorry it out now, but she needs to remember her own child.

[bevsi]

wife time 

[tgirl-gaming-thoughts]

hun, are you okay? you reblogged “wife time” 10 times today

[shinycaterpie]

I don’t think this girl was very impressed with the whole being burned thing.

[midiport]

[prismatic-bell]

“Get Down” remains one of my favorite memes of all time and I am DEEPLY gratified to see the new generation grabbing it.

[prguitarman]

This is such an artistic remake. Glad to see “Get Down” back

[flyinglimes]

Whoever reading this, you a mutherfucker too.

But affectionately so.

[beardedmrbean]

[flyinglimes]

How do motherfuckers see you wearing big ass headphones and decide that it is the perfect damn moment to talk to you?

Leave me the fuck alone you ain't even got nothin good to say! Mind yourself.