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Someone in the comments asked if that makes Grian Perry the platypus-
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hear me out-
Someone in the comments asked if that makes Grian Perry the platypus-
hold on let me google something
what the fuck
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listener x yapper,,,, despaircore vs. hopecore,,,,,
I keep looking back to my first bloodymary piece and giggle and kick my feet
Same au as this.
When the guy you sent to die not only survived the same weird odds as you did, but also got warped to the very same universe you did. 12.9 light years away.
~Commissions open~
watcher grian??
i imagine him just existing in… wherever… between series.
adjustment period
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you know, it's kind of weird I haven't seen any fics or whatnot with adrian hearing about gracerocky (like maybe rocky refers to grace as his mate or some other relationship marker in his radio contact to erid) and their reaction is oh thank GOD he found someone to love up there. thank god there was something good to get him through all the awful parts as alive and untraumatized as possible. thank god he wasn't alone, thank god someone was there to do what I wasn't able to because I wasn't there. I want him loved and cared for and safe and happy and whole more than I care about getting to be the one to provide. thank GOD first contact with intelligent life was an alien with enough sense to love rocky. thank god.
you're telling me the options were rocky + alien or dead rocky? I'm planning a celebration to welcome the alien into the family. welcome alien metamour.
well then @lairongy hehehe, heres simon in the shirt
shhhhhh i would have shaded it but idk how to shade muscles XD
I really like mumbo’s starter base this season
the twins' reunion vs time dilation
Is there any fics where Carl gets yeeted into space with Grace? (Maybe angsty ones where stratt is like FINE Youre going to miss him so much? You go too!) Share with the class if so.
Seeing a lot of folks claim the reason simon is more popular is because of racism (Or maybe Im just blind and people are totally being racist about it-) but to me, Its more of a "Carls not in space, carl is on earth" thing. And a "Simon deserves a happy life on erid and totally not die" thing. And a "Grace lives out his dog years on erid with rocky plus who ever else" thing.
To me, at least I really like playing around with Erid and the hail mary. I dont write fics about Earth. Earth isn't as interesting to me as space stuff. Personally, I like to imagine what we dont see on the screen of Graces life with the Eridians.
Fuck it, make Graces queer platonic polycule huge. Rocky adrian carl simon, Stratt if you can get her there, Hell OTHER eridians. Throw who ever you want into the Erid house. Get bunk beds. Make more houses. Tiny community inside of the biodome of just homes of random people Grace picked up along the way. The whole biodome is just one big polygamy cult with Grace as the leader/j
"How many people can we fit on the Hail Mary" speed run, Lets goooo. Got rocky up in there (ofc), carl, colt, simon, mark if you want (ISWM) transformers I saw someone do, i did doctor who already, other carl (DCC) mickey 17, fucking saw steven universe and superman too one time, cowboy beebop, everyone. Come on, all of you get on the ship.
Matter of fact put all of the goslingverse on the ship too. Just send the entire family LMAO
Grace: I cant go to space! I have 6 twin brothers!
Stratt: *talks into walkie talkie* Get 6 more suits ready for launch.
Grace: WHAT 😭
Throw Ken in there, make him not stop talking about Barbie until eventually other Carl tells him to shut up, and colt tells other carl to shut up and then donut gets into it too.
Oh and make Laika alive too so she can be loved. Make her get called a cocker spaniel while Simon pets her and glares at the cat.
Eridians (some of them at least) would be thrilled to see earth animals.
*Jody holds you at gunpoint*
O-ohkay ✋️😅✋️
Guys.. I have revised my decision of leaving Jody on Earth. Somehow some way, Stratt is also sending her to space with Ryland and Colt. Even though she specifcally said she did not want crewmates having relationships and only built the mary for 3 travelers- I- I MEAN- How lovely is it for Stratt send both partners on the mission so possibly they can commit suicide together once the job is done- OH- i.. I meant to say that everyone is actually going to come back ALIVE and HEALTHY- but wait about the scurv- OKAY OKAY- No scurvy. Just.. completely healthy and totally no more back injuries because of the wonky gravity possibly disaligning his spinal inpla- WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME WOMAN!?? His back is already screwed up, and now graces is too! No, I refuse to take it back, Its just science! Colts back is going to hurt even more on erid and theres nothing you can do about i-
*I am shot 57 times*
The camera work and framing and lighting on the video logs that come back with the beetles is really good 😯
First interstellar relationship filmed so well a rock could cry
she's platonic about it but in my opinion, stratt 100% treats grace as her dead wife. she keeps a tacky fox trinket in her coat pocket. there's a framed photo of him in her study . he's grinning goofily in it (bc he's a dork). new guy like: is that her husband? / no, dumbass, it's dr. ryland grace, 1/3 of the hail mary mission. / oh, fuck. were they... ? / yeah, it's unclear. black-and-white montages of grace messing around in high-level meetings play every time stratt contemplates committing more environmental crimes. she looks up at the night sky and vaguely wonders if he's enjoying his space ramen. that's her dead wife. she killed him.
I was giggling and then the last two sentences shot me
She keeps a photo of him on her desk and gets possesive of his rain coat for unclear reasons. The interns are gossiping. She asks Carl to keep his stuff while shes in prison for the very well documented murder of her dead wife.
Ngl this would be absolutely killer as a "I ussually only date women but then came Dr Grace annnddd shes transfem. Welp." And its just Grace in his dead crew mates dress waving in the videos like "Captian Dr. Grace, She/her today, Guess what! I found the stuff thats been eating the sun and Im currently breeding a type thatll survive in our atmosphere."
Stratt who very vivdly remembers Grace not mentioning anything about this: .... The amnesia made her trans. Crazy. Anyway-
Au where simon is found in the Red Sea and being a completely forgien body, Eva is set to figure out multiple things.
First of all- why the hell is this guy talking like that? Its *almost* English but...weird..What is he talking about? What eel? Why is he oddly magneted to trees? What the hell is the COI? WHY does he keep talking about the garden of Eden? Or.. perhaps not? And he talks about his father a lot.. Why is he so.. dirty? Where the fuck did he come from? What IS he? WHY is he here? And most importantly: WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY TEETH!?
And the one guy she puts on the job? Well the same man who first experienced Astrophage, alien cells of course. Dr. Ryland Grace. (Who did not infact get yeeted, and instead Dr. Dubois went- because they did not infact blow up. The au where they figured out how to save the world and ended up saving Erid too- Olesya is STOKED to be besties with an alien btw)
"Mmgh.. How come every time you need a guinea pig, the FBI escorts me from my house mid dinner?" Grace groans.
"Because." Stratt shrugs.
"That's not an awnser. Tell me the real reason."
"Mmmh... Because we are the goverment."
Grace grumbles something about how he should be given a second pay check for this because this is all above his teacher salary.
"And people say your presence calms them."
"Are those people also suffering brain damage perhaps??" Grace huffs.
Eva snickers. " Please, try."
Grace goes to open his mouth, but she tilts her head ever so slightly and smiles. "For me?"
Ryland makes a noise like an engine trying to start before dying, only to sigh "...Fine."
"Thank you." Just as she closes the sealed door between them, she grins smuggly through the circular window pane. "Just be careful... It bites."
"WHAT?!"
10+ year Age gap soft butch, captian of the space military Ava Kaplan and stone fem, literal prison break Eva Stratt.
Ava, whos like a doberman puppy.
Eva, whos a grey tabby cat with a pouch.
Ava who wants to uhaul immediately.
Eva, who only wants to get married for taxes (and so people can't contest agasint her in court)
Ava, who litsens to Gigi Perez.
Eva, who litsens to Mitski
Ava, who makes a bunch of sexual jokes but short circuits when Eva holds her hand first.
Eva, who doesn't flirt sexually but has insane strap game.
Ava, who acts all top but folds the second that dutch woman smiles at her. (Same)
Eva, who's actually a stone top and is into mistress bdsm.
Ava, who didn't know what being a lesbain, was until she was an adult and honestly is a hopeless romantic. Has never really felt attraction towards anyone but women.
Eva, who's aroace but enjoys telling people what to do+ make them come undone. Prefers women but isn't agasint strapping a male sub.
Ava, who gets jealous really easily and has a short-ish temper.
Eva, who is quite monotone and wouldn't mind bringing another in to play with. Can be quite selective, though, and the rule list is pretty extensive.
Ava, who runs her fingers over Evas prison tattoos.
Eva, who kisses Ava's face scars
Ava, who beats around the bush a little about her feelings, is often intimidated by that sharp stare.
Eva, who says exactly what she wants, tries to soften her words so not to hurt peoples feelings.
Both sometimes think saying nothing is better- which can cause issues.
Both of them enjoy leaning on each other, even in complete silence.
Both enjoy the warmth that the other puts off (even if Eva runs colder)
One of them is actually trying at Karaoke. The other one is drunk, screaming her heart out.